phil.

The nastiness is extraordinary. 👺👺👺

[phil. @phrrp]

Yugoslavian Armadillo sounds like the name of the next Action Bronson album

[Patrick Simpson @_PatrickSimpson]

Panda Express now has brisket. Yes there is a 76% chance that it is Yugoslavian Armadillo meat. Did that stop me. No.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Jeff Bezos: "We have way too much corporate welfare, way too much corporate subsidies. There's way too much influence in politics from business, in some cases, wealthy people who really focus on that, unions."

[phil. @phrrp]

OKC thought they could grift their way to another ring

[phil. @phrrp]

Chet Holmgren with the season on the line

[phil. @phrrp]

Drake fans don't even like his music they just wanna date him

[Kremlin @JC0l3_]

Rihanna fumbled a whole king just to settle for A$AP Rocky… and they don’t even look good together 😭.

[phil. @phrrp]

I truly believe whoever wins this game will move onto the Finals

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

I can’t wait to watch Game 7 of the Oklahoma City Thunder vs San Antonio Spurs tonight on NBC. This game is must see TV!

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

How it feels waking up on a day where we’re getting a game 7 in a rivalry where there’s real hate and knowing we’re gonna see Chet Holmgren get called a bitch to his face for the 17th time in this series tonight

[phil. @phrrp]

Every damn tweet from non Americans on this website lately is just "omg do Americans seriously do [completely made up thing]???! 🥴"

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

There is nothing anyone can do to Dort on a basketball court that I will not think he deserves

[phil. @phrrp]

She said she was indigenous Mexican started speaking Nahuatl

[Durable @Durableeee]

nah Persian girls are LOVING the new ICEMAN 🧊 🥶 💎 🧤

[Ro 🐦‍🔥 @relentlessvamp]

he didnt even say they were beautiful 😭😭😭😭 thats whats frying me

[phil. @phrrp]

Nothing serious about considering Jason Kidd

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Cleveland Cavaliers are expected to seriously consider Jason Kidd as a replacement for Kenny Atkinson, per @HammerNation19

(Via @ESPNCleveland )

[Zito @_Zeets]

He wants to be radical and controversial so badly. He says dumb shit, people say it’s dumb, and he uses the response to build up this mystique that he’s a threatening figure to the status quo. Enough.

[nomadgeist @nomadgeist]

America moved on from this in like 2006, and then South Korea was like "let's make this our whole culture and personality"

[phil. @phrrp]

Where's the quote graphic for this 😭

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

"We just have to realize that they're gonna come––they're gonna come deep"

–– Jarrett Allen on Knicks fans in Cleveland

[phil. @phrrp]

Was not expecting IDF Draymond on the timeline today

[Draymond Green @Money23Green]

@HanaHoops Watch your mouth before I crush those dirty ass kids in your banner.

[phil. @phrrp]

Why does Twitter translate everything to "jerk off" lmaooo

[만재 @ryujiniious]

있지 서울역에서 자만추했어요 😇

[phil. @phrrp]

Could be a savory or sweet sticky rice, steam it for 15 min and find out. Discard the leaves as you would the husk of tamales

[Anaya @Anayacs71]

My sweet Asian neighbour gave me these. She doesn't speak English so I have no idea what they are??? Any ideas