MegMoleWebb

That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo. Lurker in many fandoms, but #buffy is supreme fav #chipperette

[ceo of firbolgs @melongay]

Absolutely obsessed with this old New Yorker who does tarot readings with a deck of Sesame Street flashcards made for kindergarteners

[whalefact @awhalefact]

a whale walks into a bar (this joke takes place 50 million years ago when whales walked on land)

[MegMoleWebb @mmmollman93]

@Smartguyy .

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[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

Not against a remake, so long as she plays everybody.

[West Seattle Blog @westseattleblog]

Beluga in the bay! https://t.co/QH76w5kF6y

[MegMoleWebb @mmmollman93]

Same honestly

[whalefact @awhalefact]

most whales are completely unfamiliar with the works of martin scorsese

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales very rarely kill the vibe

[whalefact @awhalefact]

on average a human eats about zero whales in their sleep each year

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Nikolas. He’s an opera singer. Wanted to give everyone a little sample of what he’s been working on. 14/10

[MegMoleWebb @mmmollman93]

@metroadlib X-Files

[shonda rhimes wrote crossroads @jersing]

"I'm gonna treat myself" -- me (who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything)

[Fast & Furious @TheFastSaga]

It’s good to be back. Watch the new #F9 trailer now.

[Hot Little Mongoose @HLMongoose]

This is the best thing I’ve read in awhile.