Matthew N

Environmental grad student. he/him

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

⚠️ SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS in your area ⚠️

Midwesterners:

[Matthew N @mnagorzanski]

@maggersann Did you open it and find a picture of yourself????

[nai🍉 @margotswhore]

THIS IS TAKING ME OUT 😭😭😭

[The Onion @TheOnion]

School Practices Drill For When There’s Not An Active Shooter https://t.co/0JNiLxqXEy

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

THE HIGHEST SCORE EVER IN A MEN'S SHORT PROGRAM.

NATHAN. CHEN.

#WatchWithUS #WinterOlympics

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Getting ready to donate some clothes but first I need to drive around with them in my trunk for a year

[Ralph Anthony @RalphTheMouth81]

CDC in 2020: mask up

CDC in 2021: get vaccinated

CDC in 2022: it is what it is

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

the cdc is just like uhhhh yeah it's totally up to you, I'm honestly down for whatever

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Amazon Fires Employees Who Didn’t Clock Out After Getting Buried In Rubble https://t.co/D99zHUOjHn

[Matthew N @mnagorzanski]

@megnag44 Maybe they'll give you a deal on car insurance

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Moose. He’s wondering where Santa’s reindeer tryouts are. Knows he has what it takes. 12/10 please point him in the right direction

[reid @thereidfeed]

“Well Tom, Adele and Pokemon both drop at midnight and let me tell ya the gays are going WILD”

[the Juice Media @thejuicemedia]

The Australien Government has made an ad about the policies it's taking to the #COP26 UN Climate Summit in Glasgow, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.

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[The Pocket Report @ThePocketReport]

EXCLUSIVE: Tesla CEO Leaves No Union Un-Busted

[Matthew N @mnagorzanski]

@crebbiebbadde You girlbossed a bit too close to the sun

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Vaccine Skeptic Does Own Research By Enrolling 45,000 Friends In Double-Blind Clinical Trial https://t.co/DpbvQ42FFX