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[Gigi @modernheka]

@Akinsanyai1387 @Juicedcp Bro he is 100% paying you to ‘market’ for him and it’s not working lol he is annoying to civilized cultures. Just give it up. No one enjoys this shit.

[Gigi @modernheka]

@AmiriKing Went to a small town recently to visit family. Husband and I stopped at Walmart for beer. Left my wallet in the car. They wouldn’t sell us beer bc I didn’t have my ID on me. He did, but I didn’t. We’re both 44 years old. I don’t look remotely underage.

[Gigi @modernheka]

@TomWint53931508 @BudLightSadness The dried blood flakes off and we couldn’t even find a cut. He hung his head and led us back to the car and I was in tears laughing.

[Gigi @modernheka]

@TomWint53931508 @BudLightSadness When my oldest son was 1-1/2, he got hold of a small knife. We found him with his pinky bleeding. My ex husband (a fireman) rushed us to the ER. I kept saying it’s nothing but he was in a panic. While we waited in line he checked his finger.

[Gigi @modernheka]

@Holli_e_Gram @fraggleflamingo @MAVERIC68078049 They think straight clavicles = male, sloped = female 🙄 mine are straight. I’m also 34 weeks pregnant with my 4th child. Hubby is gonna be so pissed when he finds out I’m actually a dude!

[Gigi @modernheka]

@M17828764Marion @anjeleena_lee @MdBreathe Even worse when you’ve had surgery and have to poo before you can leave. It takes me 3 days when I’m on vacation to go, much less eating hospital food and stressed already!

[Gigi @modernheka]

@kacdnp91 @MdBreathe I don’t take my older children anymore but what about newborns? Shouldn’t they be checked regularly? Obviously no vaccines, but for growth markers etc?

[Gigi @modernheka]

@TreeWallace21 @DavidJHarrisJr My daughter made a boxed chocolate cake and ate a small portion daily. For 3 days she was insanely emotional! I pointed out the cake was the newest addition and told her to leave it for a few days. She even noticed a difference in herself! It’s infuriating!

[Gigi @modernheka]

@MommaSabs Get ox bile pills. Amazon has them. It replaces the bile your pancreas isn’t storing. Take one with fatty meals and it helps your body digest it rather than…eject it.

[Gigi @modernheka]

@MdBreathe Dr Bowden, is there a list of pediatricians locally who are for vaccine choice? Could you please message me if so?

[Gigi @modernheka]

@Vega__Dog @PaternalLegacy But I wish I’d seen it earlier and started sooner. My oldest son is a social butterfly and my middle son is antisocial by choice lol but he’ll go get what he wants easily.

[Gigi @modernheka]

@Vega__Dog @PaternalLegacy For instance I started having her go grab what she wanted at the grocery store. I’d stay in the veggie aisle and say ‘we’re in a rush, can you go grab the sushi you asked for. I’ll be right here watching you’. She’s gotten much more confident.

[Gigi @modernheka]

@rallenac @ChefGruel Press your thumb into the center before cooking. Not enough to make a hole, just an indent about halfway in. Helps with shrinkage.

[Gigi @modernheka]

@GraceWhiteKHOU @CenterPoint @KHOU I can’t even sign up for Power Alerts because they don’t have my provider listed.

[Gigi @modernheka]

@LibertyJen @CeliaBedelia I flew home to visit my mom with a 5yo and 6mo old. 5yo had to poop 🙈 I panicked cause I knew I couldn’t help him and hold the baby. Sweet older lady beside me offered to hold my baby. I hesitated but realized she couldn’t kidnap him lol she was a huge blessing!

[Gigi @modernheka]

@duchess_banana @throeingit My son lined them nose to tail. My unmarried, childless, womanizing uncle told my sweet little grandmother that my son was autistic. Cause he saw it on the news. He’s 21 now and completely fine! Another of his gems was ‘tickling kids makes them retarded’ 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Gigi @modernheka]

@FakaktaSouth @mynamehear Because we were probably married 10 years at that point before he heard that story and didn’t know I knew how to make them. He loves food 😆 I make them for him now but he still brings up all the years he didn’t get biscuits bc of my brothers lol

[Gigi @modernheka]

@FakaktaSouth @mynamehear I loved cooking when I was young and made biscuits often. I burnt them once and my brothers called them hockey pucks and threw them at each other. I told them I’d never make them biscuits again and haven’t. My husband was pissed though…

[Gigi @modernheka]

@zoeswanna_og @rage_quitter1 Rachaellsrecipes . Com

Crunchy chicken Ceasar sandwich

[Gigi @modernheka]

@zoeswanna_og @rage_quitter1 Found this a few months back. It’s amazing! The roasted garlic butter spread is just 😍! It’s a new family favorite in our house.