Fugaziie

Cloud Engineer || DevSecOps || @manutd for life! || my opinions are weird

[Fugaziie @modupe_stunna]

@_dottt_ Tap your viewfinder and reduce the picture exposure before capture.
Increase exposure, reduce contrast/shadow/highlights
Add vibrancy/saturation, increase warmth and configure tint to either red or yellowish
Lastly, add sharpness and reduce noise

[Fugaziie @modupe_stunna]

Omo chimamanda has a lot of work to do o

[substack.com/onyiibekeh @Onyiibekeh]

If all else fails and I become a cougar, na the man go still dey gimme money. I can’t give any man money 😭I may combust

[ᴅᴇsɪɪɢɴᴇʀ @designerodg]

Dogs finding out they bark

Omg!!!!

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Tomorrow your daughter go come twitter post;
"Women are the breadwinners in 90% of Nigerians households"

[Fugaziie @modupe_stunna]

So what will women complain about now?

[Weave Robotics @weaverobotics]

Today, we’re launching our home robot Isaac 1.

Isaac 1 deliveries will begin this fall.

Order yours below.

[Bree @BreeFinale]

Women have been so infantilized that we pretend it's "masculine" to be a capable and competent adult.

[wakofa @playkirakuni]

i’ve never seen a man be called hyper independent

[tomiwa. @theakintomiwa]

a moving man will constantly exhaust his ai tokens.

[Fugaziie @modupe_stunna]

@3Star_GOD @optama Egbon you for create another separate thread make you feed us this very rough advance at the timbuktu triangle story o

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

“A man who has not hit his Claude limit by noon has wasted his morning.”

-Socrates

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

NIBSS nor go believe say "started transferring" na payment status. People!!!!

[Shevy Omobolaji Jonjo @ShevyJonjo]

Tomorrow, the same people will flood here complaining that waiters ignore them whenever they go on dates with men. You enable patriarchy today and cry about its consequences tomorrow. Peak fooling.

[zuka @feran_x]

In addition, get very comfortable disappointing women, your life will just be better

[2 @ikilledtxlutoo]

i love this thing niggas do where they act open minded😂

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

Usually—outside Nigeria, at least—people don’t just hit big money. They grow into it. Along the way, they become part of communities, build relationships, and acquire forms of social capital that secure them in many respects.

This is why I don’t pay much attention to advice that says, “Here’s what to do with a million dollars.” I’m not going to wake up with a million dollars. I’m going to make a few thousand, then tens of thousands, then hundreds of thousands, and eventually a million.

And in the course of that process, I’ll encounter circumstances that sharpen my judgment and develop my ability to make informed decisions.

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

We teach men to shrink themselves to the size of their pockets. We say to men, you can be vulnerable, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but when you are starting small, be silent, don't talk about your salary, otherwise, you would lose sparkle with the woman. We teach men that we cannot be loved for who we are, and in whatever financial standing we find ourselves, in the way that women are.

Happy Men's Mental Health Month.

[Fugaziie @modupe_stunna]

@ayomidedaddyj That’s a stolen phone, don’t be ignorant

[Fugaziie @modupe_stunna]

@Bond_not_james Ewo enu weyrey

[Tifẹ́ @BoluAyos]

Before you marry a woman outside your tribe, be sure that you can protect her from the negative aspects of your tradition.