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My imaginary plant died cause I forgot to pretend water it

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I’m not book smart or street smart so idk what I’m gonna do

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Everyone needs to pretend like Colorado sucks so rich people will stop moving here

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Everyone needs to stop pretending that they like the crust on bread

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Why do zombies wanna eat brain? That’s the thing they should be protecting??

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Some days I get really into disaster movies and then fantasize meeting the love of my life in an apocalypse

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I hate Jeff Bezos

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Dare I say, but 2021 was way worse than 2020

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If there’s one thing I will never forget, it’s the password to the poptropica account I made in 2008

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I don’t need drugs, the Bible is my high! #ilovegesus

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Cinderella III: a twist in time is soooo slept on I mean come on, my girl gets thrown back in time and loses everything, but she still comes out in the end with her glass slipper on her stepmother’s throat like come ON what a badass

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@CallOfNut1 No but it does include oatmeal

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Soup is the cause of everything bad

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I want to go to prom:(

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Veggie tales ain’t slick cause I watched that shit every day and I still don’t believe in god

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@wyatt_alexander No

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Minute men is the most underrated Disney movie and I will take that statement to my grave

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I wonder if Elizabeth Olsen knows the entire world is in love with her

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My uncle is having too much fun with this trend

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You ever cried so much in class that your teacher tweets about it? No? Just me?

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Is it just me or does the red m&m sometimes taste different from the other colors?

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Guys don’t be too hard on the police for not stopping the trump rioters today, they used up all their rubber bullets and tear gas during the peaceful protests this summer