Patience

l am the spoilt child of personality #MamaMia #friend #stranger #thedentist

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

me: how was school today

6yo niece: i already told everyone. i'm tired of these conversations. how was school how was school

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

[Xola @_uXola]

We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, you can have ambition, but not too much.

[Patience @mogulle]

@Jahmu__ Angepost mzinga kadhaa sindio

[Softboy @softboywin]

white people be like i have to pick up my dog’s Invisalign

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers

[capyzara @poisonwithana]

Always craving for something inaccessible, a shawarma at 7 am, mental stability at 3 am, fries at 10 pm

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

Sometimes the fall is safer than staying where you are.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How do i explain to people that i'm not mad or sad, i'm just lazy to speak sometimes

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

I hate a “Well you didnt either” kind of man. Fucking lead.

[Nikhil Krishnan @nikillinit]

All my doctor friends be like “I’m doing a fellowship” constantly. Lord of the rings ass career.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

My father said the reddest flag ever is when a man admires you for working hard!
That got me.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Major cheat code for life: Increase your recovery speed. You will get rejected. You will lose money. You will embarrass yourself. The goal isn't to avoid the fall. It's to shorten the time between the fall and the reset. Fast recovery compounds.

[kamaliza @ThePeshK]

And that woman is his mother.

[Bengali Supremacist 🇧🇩 @HaQ_mAn]

I’m not even exaggerating, Urology reviewed one of their ICU patients , their entry:

Patient Examined

Plan:
Continue

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

Never cold plunge. Your beauty and hormones thrive on warmth, glucose and safety. Your body doesn't know it isn't on a sinking Titanic and about to die. Just don't do it. Remember: we are Chinese now-warm drinks, warm baths, warm clothes, WARMTH.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Nikama tu venye nyinyi huomba five times a day alafu mnajenga apartments na mali ya umma.