Samsonite Hardbody

[Samsonite Hardbody @mogulthoughts]

Earthquake Baldwin hills

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@ThatAndromeda @allegramiriam The recipe calls for “pollo”…where am I going to get horse meat on short notice??

[Samsonite Hardbody @mogulthoughts]

@Harpua71 @1wsky @westbruh19 @NHC_Atlantic @NOAA_HurrHunter You say flooded basement, I say indoor pool 🏊‍♂️

[Samsonite Hardbody @mogulthoughts]

@HillValleyDoc @Quicktake This is what’s called “opportunity cost”

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@Pussnboots85 @GuestName10 @calebsaysthings Period ugh girl’s notoriety is reminiscent of Cash me ousside girl (who became Bhad Babie)

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@tw33tsr4kidz @aflink27 @BreeOweNez @JanellThe @MindCandy15 @notcapnamerica @NBCNews @FBI “Hope you and Chris are loving life up at the conifer slaughterhouse! Guess what - I finally landed the big account and I’m taking Michelle, our downstairs neighbor you were always insecure about, to Hawaii to celebrate! Anyway, you have some letters from the IRS, okay to toss?”

[Samsonite Hardbody @mogulthoughts]

@aflink27 @BreeOweNez @JanellThe @MindCandy15 @notcapnamerica @NBCNews @FBI 99.9% of people can see that it’s not a real threat and definitely not a crime.

The irony of you doing this in a thread abt Sherri Papini is pretty classic though.

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@rainmanscreech @RiPPn429 @RossSchumann @stevedoyel Yeah it’s speakers.

https://t.co/Pcnk8VaK1G

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@rainmanscreech @RiPPn429 @RossSchumann @stevedoyel They literally are making realistic engine noise for EVs now. You’ll get to pick whatever exhaust noise you want like it’s midi.

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@StefanTurk @michlady75 @joshscampbell @POTUS I think this is fake engine noise, you can see Biden give a look like “hey sounds like the real thing”. EVs are doing this more and more.

[Samsonite Hardbody @mogulthoughts]

#IntoTheBidenverse #DankBrandon #DarkBrandon

[Samsonite Hardbody @mogulthoughts]

Unlockable Dark Brandon Variants:

- Dank Brandon (legal 🌳)

- Doc Brandon (get M4A passed 🩺)

- Dork Brandon (free public 4yr college 🎓)

- Park Brandon (expand wildland protections 🏞)

- Stork Brandon (mandate 6 month paid parental leave 🍼)

[Samsonite Hardbody @mogulthoughts]

Into the Brandon-Verse:

Spark Brandon (electrify the USPS fleet ⚡️)

Ark Brandon (blue wave washes MAGA away for good 🌊)

Quark Brandon (increase science spending 🔬)

Bark Brandon (regulate animal breeders 🐕)

Clerk Brandon (pack the court ⚖️)

[Samsonite Hardbody @mogulthoughts]

Unlockable Dark Brandon Variants:

- Dank Brandon (legal 🌳)

- Doc Brandon (get M4A passed 🩺)

- Dork Brandon (free public 4yr college 🎓)

- Park Brandon (expand wildland protections 🏞)

- Stork Brandon (mandate 6 month paid parental leave 🍼)

[Samsonite Hardbody @mogulthoughts]

They’re not “Russian Bots”, they’re “Fielder Method Graduates”

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Going to put up a yellow sign in my neighborhood that says:

DRIVE
like your
SIDEVIEW
MIRRORS
live here

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@BcJules @eggshellfriend @deliberatedaily They’re mostly self-driving too. You’re not going to wrap your horse around a tree if you glance at your phone.

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@dianemariedev @Pollos_Hernandy Very unlikely. Sony is kind of hit or miss with their marvel movies, but the animated one Into the Spider-verse is amazing, def see that one

[Samsonite Hardbody @mogulthoughts]

@dianemariedev @Pollos_Hernandy He’s going to be in a marvel movie made by Sony (morbius, venom), the MCU is Disney’s thing (avengers and friends). They teamed up on the Tom Holland movies.

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@LtHookstratten @meryl_strap @shwany_2 @McR1B69 It’s from Homeland season 3 when they track down the terrorisms to France