Passport is a book
Aadhaar is a card
PAN is for cooking
Voter ID is for showing, not voting
Income Tax Return is for returning your income
Election affidavit is for creative writing
And Modi is a joke!
🚨🇦🇷 Lionel Messi when asked how many World Cup goals he can reach: “I am tired now, I’m not thinking about that. I just want to enjoy the win with my teammates”.
Diaper A Day Keeps Leaks Away
Launching a Diaper Donation Drive - today at Jantar Mantar, 6 PM.
Bring a diaper, write your demand for his resignation on it, and we'll make sure it reaches education minister.
In line with the ceasefire in Lebanon, the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire, on the coordinated route as already announced by Ports and Maritime Organisation of the Islamic Rep. of Iran.
Consistent with its historic commitment to a just and lasting peace in the Middle East, I have decided that France will recognize the State of Palestine.
I will make this solemn announcement before the United Nations General Assembly this coming September.
The urgent priority today is to end the war in Gaza and to bring relief to the civilian population.
Peace is possible.
We need an immediate ceasefire, the release of all hostages, and massive humanitarian aid for the people of Gaza. We must also ensure the demilitarization of Hamas, secure and rebuild Gaza. And finally, we must build the State of Palestine, guarantee its viability, and ensure that by accepting its demilitarization and fully recognizing Israel, it contributes to the security of all in the region.
There is no alternative.
The French people want peace in the Middle East. It is our responsibility — as French citizens, alongside Israelis, Palestinians, and our European and international partners — to prove that peace is possible.
In light of the commitments made to me by the President of the Palestinian Authority, I have written to him to express my determination to move forward.
Trust, clarity, and resolve.
We will achieve peace.
This thing weighs 5,000 tons, the equivalent of about 10 Boeing 747s, and it's 120 meters long, the height of a 40-story building. Yet it naturally free-falls from the air and precisely lands on the ship's support structure.
This is the first time in human history! It's absolutely incredible. Human intelligence truly has no limits. 🚀🌍
@elonmusk
ELON’S WE,ROBOT KEYNOTE - THIS IS THE WORLD WE WANT
02:00 Elon takes to the stage
03:40 What kind of world do we want to live in?
04:05 Today’s transportation sucks
05:10 Cars cost too much for many people
07:48 Robotaxi: Premium point-to-point transportation
11:14 One robot, a million lifetimes of experience
13:30 An autonomous future is here
14:50 This is the world we want
17:37 Autonomous assistant, humanoid friend
20:35 The Optimus robots will walk among you
Source: @elonmusk, @Tesla