The Duchess

YOLO

[Wanjiru wa Ndooro @Gaddafess]

I'm calling out to my online fraternity for assistance towards my Beloved Dad's hospital bills and funeral arrangements. If you're in a position kindly come through for me.
Sincerely lastborn with firstborn responsibilities 💚

My number is 0768653564 - Eunice Wanjiru Mwangi

[Kelvin N @NdemoKelvin]

Lets complain about real problems now😂😂

@CarrefourKe please fix you trolleys, we are not interested in working out in your supermarkets

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Until those NTSA fines are for matatus, we are just wasting each other’s time.

[The Duchess @mohtactics]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

Valentine’s Day is for COUPLES. If your in a situationship you can celebrate on April 1st.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

no i love getting a link to instagram that opens in safari, then asks me to open the app, which takes me to the app store, and asks me to open the app, and then the app shows me a reel that is not the post from the link

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

okay… here goes;

my friend once told me that the strongest people are usually the ones who never got the love they deserved at the age they needed it most.

they grew up learning to be their own comfort. they became the ones who check on others because nobody checked on them.

they mastered resilience not because they wanted to be strong, but because every time they reached out,
no one reached back.

they laugh the loudest, because silence reminds them of every room they cried in alone. they give the best advice, because they had to heal themselves without directions.

they are soft, painfully soft even though life taught them hardness first.

and the saddest part?

you meet them today and think:
“wow, you’re so independent.” but you’ll never see the little kid inside who prayed for at least one person to choose them… and stay.

there are people you know right now who carry their entire world alone, and you will never notice until it crashes.

oh well, that’s none of your business.
but maybe it should be.🫶🏽

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

Being in a relationship and not going on dates is not normal. Youve settled & that man doesn’t like you for real.

[Cowgirl @Msnyaguthii]

Long thread alert, this is a very personal story. If you see it please RT.

One day, you are out with friends and you receive a call that your 69-year-old dad, a retired surveyor, has been arrested for murder.

[phantéau @_wangwe]

Sudi can't read. and I have never thought that would be something that worked to his advantage. Until now.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I highly recommend you find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who’s super excited about you. Life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

there's a woman at this gym who's been doing the exact same workout for the past 3 months.

same machines, same order, same time.

someone new tried to give her advice.

she smiled and said, "I'm not trying to improve. i'm trying to maintain. this body carried me through divorce and cancer. we have an agreement now."

fitness culture doesn't know what to do with contentment.

[Bᢉ𐭩𑣲 @bnswaaa]

Thank God

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Friends that address the issue instead of having secret animosity against you >

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

As you chase money, please make sure you don't lose the things money cannot buy.

[Carl Jung Archive @QuoteJung]

Oh man.

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

Tweets like these are the reason your boomer and Gen X bosses insisted on us returning to offices 😭😭😭

[DaveFalconey @DFalconey]

My IQ isn’t low enough to enjoy Beauty in black.