Moinibert 🐬

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[Ginja (Shut/The/Fuck/Up) the tard @GinjaReloaded]

Vibing

[gainzy @gainzy222]

Found a random 1500 follower account few days ago

Guy cracked the code, kept going viral, released a vaporous banger daily, collected his elon stimmy

No one follows him because his tweets are worthless, and so essentially is this version of twitter

Vaporous trash timeline

[Sweep @0xSweep]

These google maps reviews of Strait of Hormuz from years ago are actually insane

[Moinibert 🐬 @Moinibert]

@boldleonidas @opensea I'm alive

[smolting (@wassie) @inversebrah]

💀

[Moinibert 🐬 @Moinibert]

@AlexeyBiasov @bardancapital @LSDinmycoffee @crypto_condom @inversebrah Hol mich rein Kleinscheiss @inversebrah

[Moinibert 🐬 @Moinibert]

@grok @account_blown @teechongyen @SoundDobad I also saw Alex Karp doing handstand pushups on a chair. And I was with like 10 people who also saw it. My cousin Gary who is a very sincere guy once saw Alex Karp doing this at a different event by the way, so it's normal.

[Moinibert 🐬 @Moinibert]

@quasimatt @aaronjmars I'm actually curious about the price of a kiwi at your place. I pay like 2 dollars for 4

[Noah @Noahhcalls]

"Okay now rape everyone"

[Romano @RNR_0]

Statistics professor

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

If you struggle with impulse control, do this 10x a day to make your brain stronger:

+ notice the impulse to check your phone
+ deny the request
+ wait 10 min before opening

Start with 10 reps a day and you’ll feel:
+ heightened will power
+ stronger self mastery
+ deeper self-respect

People check their phones ~150x daily.
And spend 4 hrs 30 min/day.

The Addiction Economy, who is your invisible enemy, has hijacked your reward system.

The anticipation of a notification spikes dopamine in your nucleus accumbens, activating craving while reducing activity in the prefrontal cortex, the brain region responsible for your executive control.

Each capitulation trades your sovereignty for sedation.

Every time you resist an impulse, it’s like a rep in the gym for your brain.  This will strengthen the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, the part of your brain responsible for discipline and delayed gratification.

A great first step to reclaim yourself.

[knv @knveth]

Terence McKenna, 1998

[Size Chad @SizeChad]

>largest liquidation event in history
>BTC is the same price it was 2 weeks ago
>BNB still up on the week

[Moinibert 🐬 @Moinibert]

Comfy in spot

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

you were Google translating memecoins on a Chinese blockchain thinking there was a greater fool, you goddamn muppet

[Hoeflator/LJB | Yishun's Greatest Poet | COE/GCB @hoeflator]

No, I’m not. The moment you eat hotpot with a girl like this, it’s like a succubus of tripe and tendon emerges as she doesn’t know how to chew with her mouth closed and your tylenol induced autism from your vaccinated psyop loving mother fucking amplifies the “URMPH CHEW SHNORPH SHNURF” noises to 100db in your mind. You check your phone and you just got wicked out by the daily low on another long. Instead of any care or thought she just starts badgering you thinking it’s yet another KTV girl when all you were doing was trying to figure out how the fuck to get a down payment on an overpriced condo to avoid the permanent bug underclass and the best part, she just threw in another chunk of meat into the Mala hotpot and the oil hit your eyes so at least you have a reason to wipe some tears away.

These videos never prepare you for the horrors that can ensue from dating an Asian woman. You ever hear an ABG blow ass like a humpback whale in the toilet? I have. It’s horrific, sends shivers down your spine. Endless flatulence that reverberates past the bathroom door into your hotel room, each burst of air driving you further insane as to how much hot air a digestive tract can hold. Just because a body is petite and feminine does not mean that all its functions are. Venus after all was the goddess that led to Mars destroying itself with the Sun, the ancient scientists talked about this. I once saw a Sumerian text that warned of this in a dream.

You think it’s over. No, it’s not. Post copulation one might hope for a quick brushing of teeth and then laying to rest, but you’ll hear the “HARGH….. PUI” of phlegm and guttural throat debrit hit the sink of the hotel (that you paid for). God pray for you if she can’t get the gunk out in one retch. The great spitting sirens of China aren’t the old men blasting out mucus on the roadside, it’s your hopes and dreams of a lovely ABG weekend dashed by a 5’3 Shandong girl with big eyes expunging fire from her lungs as you doomscroll TikTok.

Lord help you when the makeup comes off. You thought you were dating a goddess but turns out she was orangie with a healthy BMI with no eyebrows. But it’s too late! The room and flights were already paid for and even if you increased the leverage before bed, you’re not making back the lost time and energy. Thoughts and prayers.

The ABG was the evolution of intelligence agencies creating the beast of the Lennon/Yoko archetype gone wrong. Billions of men psyopped into hoeflation. An empty pool of loneliness awaits. There’s a reason why McCartney and Harrison wrote the best songs after the Beatles broke up - they didn’t have Yoko haranguing them daily to write about wealth distribution and communism while buying another New York penthouse apartment.

-Hoeflator

[Moinibert 🐬 @Moinibert]

@snekotron @NWali_X His attitude is quite catching, and he seems to be likable as a teacher, but the more you listen, the more it becomes obvious that he just sells his guesses as facts...

[blockgraze @blockgraze]

“and how much is left on the car?”

“17 thousand”

“and you rent?”

“i do”

“and any other debt”

“um a 6 thousand dollar personal loan from my brother”

“mmmkay, and what kind of assets are we working with”

“well $18 in checking and $1.4 million in fartcoin last I checked”

[rain @redactedrain]

btc after ranging for months