UMo reverts (〰️)

I #faint, I #revert and #theSame is a punchline. #SaveFaintedJokes

क्या चल रहा है?

[UMo reverts (〰️) @moistunderworld]

Three friends - Chu, Bu and Fu, moved to the US and decided to get American names to fit in. Chu called himself Chuck, Bu called himself Buck and Fu found it difficult to come up with a suitable name.

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Hey, do any of you guys know if it's possible to use cryptocurrency to deposit and to play online poker?

[Mothership @MothershipSG]

Next level Japanese ad

[The Good Doctor 🔞 @Demented_Jokes]

I asked my deaf, dumb and dyslexic best mate if he could smell gas...

He said "mate, I can't even smell my own name"

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@Mianmath83 @coffeeandvinyl1 How did you know the goat was severed?

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@SonalRo09178180 @webnovel *find a each other

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@cakickboxher Rolling paper

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@apodyopsis_ Create a poll

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@cakickboxher Lindsay Hihan

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Hey, you should follow @normmacdonald

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@cakickboxher Tanlines is next to godliness.

[🇨🇦🏒Canadian Beaver 🏒🇨🇦 @CanadianBeave13]

Well. Off to go scissor with the rest of my hockey team. That’s what girls teams do right?

[westcoasttoast.bsky.social 🇨🇦 🟧🌈 @westcoast_DJ]

Guys it's Valentine's Day, give your a special lady the night off
... use the hairbrush handle to massage your prostate

[Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert]

Latoya Jackson and me

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@DuckingKissy @VexingVixxen Donut, doNUT say yes

[@[email protected] @JonBaker]

Hey people who feel compelled to point out factual inaccuracies in jokes:

What’s it like lying to all those captchas about being a human?

[Mama Crass @KatPapaJohns]

funny how being good at cleaning can either get you a job scrubbing toilets at a cheap motel for $8/hour, or get you acquitted for murder

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Who called it purple and not green?

[Baba Sehgal @OnlyBabaSehgal]

A aur B ki shaadi thhi, usmey CBI 😜

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My mom blocked me on Tinder