MollFeen

My life just flashed before my thighs

[Maggie Rogers @maggieerogers]

I really try not to be a negative person but I do have hate in my heart for the New York Yankees

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

If one more person starts talking about summer being over I’m going to get violent. Summer doesn’t end until September 21st. You can all still go to the pool and lay out in the sun in September. The world is burning up. Leave your pumpkin propaganda for October

[Palmer Haasch @haasch_palmer]

another beautiful day in New York City where the time it is going to rain is once again the time you were planning on going outside

[Clayton! @dfwclayton]

except for the state of connecticut which only exists to slow down people trying to go from nyc to boston

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

[mariana @pastapilled]

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[Shaun Morash @ShaunMorash]

It better not rain a single weekend this summer with what we’ve had to deal with this winter.

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

if i were mayor i would get sworn in inside the big statue of liberty in the times square margaritaville during the hourly jimmy buffett tribute light show but that's just me

[Vinson Cunningham @vcunningham]

eric adams you turned around and became the waiter to your hater and now you are both being asked to leave the table of success

[ٰ @daergp]

if you start reading books again you will feel at least a little better. i promise

[erika @yeeeerika]

oh you don't like ABBA? keep that shit to yourself that's high key embarrassing

[chels! ☻ @femmenart]

i love SWIMMING!!!!!! i love WATER!!!!!! i love the ocean and pools and lakes and RIVERS!!!!!!

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Reading outside is so back

[jynx @jynxbby]

"what's your dream job?" ummmm.. princess