Molly

I order fajitas for the attention. she/her.

[Molly @molly_thal]

groundhog day except it takes them months to figure it out bc they'll say things like "i feel like ive lived this day over and over" or "this week is never ending" and all their friends will just be like "yeah man same, fuck capitalism"

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Remember when all of the Senators from both parties unanimously agreed to get rid of changing the clock for daylight savings time and then it just didn’t happen

[Molly @molly_thal]

please @USPS bring back otters in snow 😭 @USPSHelp @USPSNewsHQ @POTUS @JoeBiden

[Molly @molly_thal]

@ChelsCos 😭😭😭

[Molly @molly_thal]

criminal that my brother's tiktok has videos with 2 million views and this is somehow not one of them.... wym 154 likes
bye horsey 🖐✊️bye horseyyyy 🖐✊️ like why does he wave like that

[Molly @molly_thal]

@ChelsCos damn wait how did i miss that typo in the first line when i literally repeated it word for word in the second line

[Molly @molly_thal]

@ChelsCos i do to.
i. do. too.

[Molly @molly_thal]

https://t.co/PoxbUYCDUr

[Molly @molly_thal]

@heyjway dude same 😭

[Molly @molly_thal]

i was pretty neutral on google's AI until this 😂

[Molly @molly_thal]

this weather got me wondering why you dropped out of yale

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

happy Labor Day — thank a union

[Molly @molly_thal]

king charles quaking in his boots finding out that tampons are trending again

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

How nice of the Trump camp to help publicize Gov. Tim Walz's compassionate and common-sense policy of providing free menstrual products to students in Minnesota public schools! Let's do this everywhere.

[Molly @molly_thal]

tim walz is your favorite vice president's favorite vice president's favorite vice president

[Molly @molly_thal]

childproofing the house before babysitting (hiding the good candy so I don't have to share)

[Molly @molly_thal]

https://t.co/KkoJvlw1ik

[Molly @molly_thal]

my wife is on a plane right now with bad wifi but WhatsApp text-only messages are going through so im copying and pasting the funniest Joe Biden dropping out tweets and sending them to her. and if that's not love idk what is

[Molly @molly_thal]

@thelangbro what did you think they meant when they said "boots with the fur"

[Molly @molly_thal]

used to be that I'd tell coworkers I was in 6th grade in 2008 and they would be like "NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN OH GOD I HAD TWO KIDS AT THAT POINT" and i'd laugh
and now I see someone on TikTok saying Youth by Troye Sivan was their favorite song in 5th grade and I feel a n c i e n t

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the thing about the “you think you just fell out of a coconut tree? you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you” kamala line is that she’s actually 100% correct and it’s the furthest thing from a nonsensical phrase she’s ever said