caoimhín

look i didn’t mean to @ you i’m prombly hammered rn

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

A “heart”, which used to be a “fav”, is an acknowledgment. If followed by a reply, it’s a hearty acknowledgment. A retweet can be either positive or negative, depending on context. Quote tweets are from the devil, and may not be performed. This tweet is waaaaay too long

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

@Ruesavatar an IOU from the tooth fairy telling her “your mom owes me money anyway so get it from her” and then if needs be, segue into how she advanced you money once but you can’t talk about it because that fairy is crazy

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

@3YearLetterman @CarriePrejean1 It’s spelled “Mangum” and she was a married woman thank you very much . his name was jeff

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

@everyhouranya paging @sighswoon

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

It’s coming…

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

SHE DID NOTHING WRONG

[BNO News @BNONews]

NEW: U.S. Army veteran Courtney Williams charged with leaking classified information to a journalist

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

@Ruesavatar @almostnora genuinely diabolical 5/5 no notes

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

@Ruesavatar @wwxwashere oh no

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

@eigenrobot @RameshBotha intlectual

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

@3YearLetterman @TheBabylonBee he also invented the motor car

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

so you’re saying you don’t like christmas got it

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

At the risk of igniting a firestorm of rage, invective, death threats etc., may I wish you all a happy new year?

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

@brian_eno_69 https://t.co/Kb1The5FeB

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

@3YearLetterman

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

https://t.co/AImlum05Pa

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

@thecracksmoker This itself is a joke; I am perhaps the most infamous joke-diagrammer on Twitter

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

I love this combo @mornings0da @earth2lilah

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

C’mon

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

is there a specific post that you still think about

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

@In_Otter_News2 paging @nightdevotions alert alert

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

@CartoonsHateHer YES

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

@ratlimit you are a true artist

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

@retarded_whore too many of ‘em

[caoimhín @mollybedamned]

Hey, @grok, based on my tweets, which public figure do I most sound like?