Maully, a literal pumpkin

Writer. Ravenclaw. Hardcore lady type. Contains 50% potatoes.

[Maully, a literal pumpkin @MollyForPeace]

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[Maully, a literal pumpkin @MollyForPeace]

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[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

watch this and listen to every word she says

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

We shouldn't have to tear open our skin and show you our pain so that you'll understand how a "Yes" vote is an attack on all women. We shouldn't have to cry on your couch to get you to see how this isn't right. We shouldn't have to beg you for mercy while advocating for justice.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

some days, the only power move you have on someone is to tell them "i talked my therapist about you" and never explain it any further

[Maully, a literal pumpkin @MollyForPeace]

Andy Bernard floating in the lake in a sumo suit has always been and will always be one of the greatest highlights of my television watching life

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Disney movies give kids unrealistic expectations of how the world works

For instance, Pinocchio taught me that there would be consequences for lying

[Mittie Paul @MittieArt]

The True Crime section of serial killer books bled into the Self-Transformation section shelf, and boy if that ain’t a mood

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

If every time someone asks you to do something you quietly gasp and whisper, “Like the prophecy foretold.” People stop asking you to do things.

[known chiller @spughetti]

I’ve found my true calling

[Maully, a literal pumpkin @MollyForPeace]

@bookwitchsara you are the greatest human

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

me logging onto twitter dot com to overshare personal issues and joke about my depression

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

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[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Why are politicians acting like it’s hard to NOT sexually assault someone?

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

“Don’t apologize for my daughter. I want her to know she’s allowed to leave.”
This Thread. On the virtue of allowing our own integrity to disrupt the shallow comfort of others.
Brava.

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

The laughter. The mocking. The utter disregard. This is why we don’t report. Women: we gotta VOTE like our lives depend on It. They do.