⚡️Matt⚡️

Proud father of Kade Carson-lee Olsen. Snap me @ facebluntss

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

We’re just two lost souls living in a fishbowl year after year

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

18 year old me- bro, lets match, I’ve had a shitty day. 28 year old me- homie, let me get one of those caffeine pills. I gotta make it through the day.

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

3 dads jokes and it’s not even 6am

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

How is Usher’s confessions baby? I feel attached to the kid.

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

My dumbass just bought a hover board. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️that bitch got speakers too!! Lol

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

If you drive 65 in the left lane on the bypass I’m assuming you have no clue what you’re doing.

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

@Represent574 Idk man. He is a supervisor and practiced for 30 min be4. I’d get in trouble if I did that. Lol.

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

@Represent574 @ABC7Chicago I lost. Lol. I shot a 16/20 he got a 17/20. 😞

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

I have a shoot off today to make it to the final four at my works basketball contest. Wish me luck!

[ya boy otto rocket @yoitsottorocket]

the biggest april fools joke are shoobies

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

Nailed it with my Team Jesus shirt.

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

@tyler_pires @_alan053

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

I will learn to shuffle before Forest! Every morning be4 work this week I’ve been practicing. Nothing to show for it tho. Lol.

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

creator of He-Man: muscles
exec: yes
creator: sword
exec: yes!
creator: he rides a tiger
exec: fuck me jeff you’re killin it
creator: bangs
exec: ok

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

@_alan053 @tyler_pires I’m not very fluid but I know the concept. lol. We could be a trio of shufflers. Lol.

[⚡️Matt⚡️ @molsen103]

I need a nectar collector...