Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵

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[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

@noahkagan I'll take it, thanks Bond!

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

Is there a word for the irrational anger one feels when they pay what it probably like $2 more each day in the winter to keep their house at a comfortable temperature?

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

I love this reaction shot of the @taskmaster contestants when @AniaMags says she spent 4-figures on the toilet scooter.

Perfect personality pic

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

The Mr. Beast credit card is going to go crazy.

Stay in a box for 100 days to get 10% back on all purchases.

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

Hey @beehiiv, how do I unsubscribe from getting spammed with random creators in my inbox?

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

@goodworkmb If it doesn't have the texture of something that was tossed in a blender, I don't want it.

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

People who buy white Ford Explorers are strange.

People who buy white Ford Explorers with roof racks are diabolical.

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

I chuckle to myself every time I pour myself a bowl of Cocoa Puffs and remind myself I am eating human kibble.

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

I feel like KAT changed his voice in NY - Elizabeth Holmes style

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

Lu Dort going from Tony Allen to Ray Allen is proof that you can do anything you put your mind to.

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

So being a toddler is just having jet lag all the time?

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

@VerizonSupport Pleased with the support once the rep finally connected, thanks!

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

Waited over an hour to connect with a chat representative for Verizon. Probably because this is how their conversations are going 😅

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

Let's get this bread!
He said from his bed.

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

Literally my diet

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

@jakobgreenfeld Damn I just left. Would've been great to meet up in person!

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

@tillermoney The old email made it much easier to do this. Being about to track all my recent transactions in one place was more important than seeing me balances (which don't change that frequently).

Is there a way to revert back to the old email?

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

Car washes should be selling a discounted "unlimited" wash "Cicada Sale" that lasts for the next three months and then renews at their regular price.

[Aswin (uh-shwin) 🖥🐵 @monitormonkey]

@HarrisFanaroff LinkedIn already gives you notifications when it's someone's birthday right?