Monika Kondratowicz

Medical doctor @Cambridge_Uni Histopathology specialist training | Research & Génétique @Univ_Paris @UniofExeter | Roman Catholic | 🇵🇱🇫🇷🇬🇧

[Monika Kondratowicz @moniwicz]

@72mollie When I was on my psych job I could never spell “appetite.” It was always “appetitie”

[Monika Kondratowicz @moniwicz]

@72mollie @SLSConference I would love to hear this. (Give FR Rupert my love)

[Dean @Dr_DeanS]

I'm a doctor.
My partner is a doctor. We are both at the same point in our training.
We have no guarantee that we can live in the same area when we enter further training.
We could end up opposite ends of the country. I've trained for years and the system couldn't care less.

[Nina Teicholz, PhD @bigfatsurprise]

.@elonmusk now owns Twitter.
Now we're asked to believe in enlightened dictatorship...
Here's a start: please restore canceled accounts of real people challenging conventional wisdom on scientific issues.
And allow freedom for healthy, open debate on all issues of science.

[Monika Kondratowicz @moniwicz]

@rcd1984 In defence Ryan, though it is a scaremongering story, there is now a nationwide push to put DNAR decisions in for every single person in any hospital or care capacity in this time of crisis. So if you’re a healthy 20 year old with a broken toe you’d still get one

[Monika Kondratowicz @moniwicz]

“Full name?”
“Monika ... err, I’ll just spell it for you?”
“No, what is it?”
“Kondratowicz”
“We’ll put Dr K”

[Douglas Murray @DouglasKMurray]

'Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing. Those who lack humour are without judgement and should be trusted with nothing.' Clive James

[Monika Kondratowicz @moniwicz]

I honestly don’t know how I am meant to vote for any party in the upcoming election in good conscience 😢

[James Bundy @jamesbundy]

“The Labour Party would decriminalise abortion in Britain, making it legal to have an abortion for any reason up to the birth of a child, a party spokeswoman has confirmed.” #LabourManifesto #GE2019

https://t.co/qToOlSePWC

[Ryan Christopher @EtInArcadiaEgo]

So @BBC let me get this straight. For social care purposes unborn children are called ‘unborn children’ and you use this language. But when a pro-lifer uses that term in one of your love shows 🤯 https://t.co/e2PXrtkIzJ

[Monika Kondratowicz @moniwicz]

Is anyone else immensely confused by this? BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
https://t.co/oJCHiqgIwG

[Monika Kondratowicz @moniwicz]

Dad just tried to use the word "Chihauhau" in a sentence and came out with "chi-how-how"

[Monika Kondratowicz @moniwicz]

“There’s a funny bit here where they reference a pb sandwich as containing an equivalent amount of protein to 3 oz beef. To achieve the ~20g of protein that is in 3 oz of beef, you would need to consume 5 tablespoons of peanut butter. Which also contains 40g fat and is 470 kcal”.

[Nina Teicholz, PhD @bigfatsurprise]

People have started looking at the science in "Game Changer" movie here: https://t.co/FXJhP0tSti And here: https://t.co/I7xrBwszv7 @joerogan @garytaubes

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Benjamin. He is Froot Loops. 14/10

[Nina Teicholz, PhD @bigfatsurprise]

What matters more in predicting heart disease:LDL-C or insulin resistance? This chart says a lot https://t.co/TuXOF1d0Aw

[Monika Kondratowicz @moniwicz]

Reading about rheumatoid arthritis and all I can think about is how Laura Palmer probably had trigger finger #TwinPeaks #Medicalmemes

[Monika Kondratowicz @moniwicz]

There's someone in my lecture who has sandwiched cucumber and ham between two *whole* bagels. I'm not quite sure he understands the process.

[Tamal Ray @DrRayBakes]

The staff at the wedding I was at last night threw away an entire tray of sausage rolls and I don't think I'm ever going to get over it

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British seasons:
Spring: Two months
Summer: Eight minutes
Autumn: Three weeks
Winter: Seven years

[Monika Kondratowicz @moniwicz]

"We have crisps, sandwiches, chocolate, tea, and maybe one or two of those delicious flapjacks." Train driver has stolen my heart.