Alex Simmons

Egoscue Certified Posture Alignment Therapist. Former Senior Lead Program Manager at Microsoft, working on MS Office OneNote.

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@RyanDivish So basically it’s like he’s back in high school

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@ckamka @heygoldy Randy also hit the first pitch he saw and the last pitch he saw for home runs. How often has that happened I wonder.

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@hawkblogger Damn

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@lindsay_rhodes But my priors! 🤣

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@samesfandiari FTN Fantasy

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@Coach_Yac @hawkblogger Are we trusting the science again?

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@AustinGetzSWX And yet, Dan wilson still has a job

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@realjeffsimmons Perfect 🤣

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@SeattleSports Why was Romero even there? -1.9 WAR in 233 plate appearances

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@waitmaya 31. About 5 seconds

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@hawkblogger Actually it’s “something or orther”, which is significantly worse

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@FieldGulls Disrespect noted.

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@Joe_Fann 💯

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@TridentTrue Not really. His wrc+ going into the game was about 68. And that’s after well over half a season.

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@RyanDivish How’s that humidity treating you?

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@DustinNickerson How are you feeling about Dan? This team feels soft, no resilience. Once they get down in a game they can’t come back. Can’t perform on the road. Feels to me like they need stronger leadership. And that’s not even mentioning his in game decisions.

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@realjeffsimmons @hawkblogger How about “Simmons Says”?

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@robstaton Seems silly to not just curse the whole team if you’re that powerful 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@grantcohn That is the most on brand thing ever

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@braves2430 Ben