monkeymama

Animal lover. Eternal student. Ex-STEM worker. Live your best life.💞 Instead of engaging w argumentative people, I’ve gone for a bike ride. Cheers.

[monkeymama @monkey_mama_]

I’m very busy today. Leave your unsolicited responses in my circular file. Thank you and good day. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@BuzzFeed Trauma bonding

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Don’t know who Rachel thinks she is, but I don’t need to see her antics on my screen. Let’s date and flirt with everyone so my activities with Sandy go undetected. And Sandy, cheating is next level GROSSSSSS. You are so gross! Bye Felicia and Felicia @andy #pumprules #canceled

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I didn’t watch #pumprules all season until I was making candles one day at home and then I caught up real fast. This is gross. If I were them I’d be mortified to have my dirty laundry all over bravo. Ew @Andy, just ew!!! #scandoval

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@DeniseRodelo @VanderpumpRules @RealityBlurb 🤣

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My head hurts. Bed time was an hour ago.

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@elonmusk I wish you would focus more on Tesla. My stock is hurting, bub. Thankee.

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I think all of my art is crap, but if you like it, thank you very much 🤣🤣🤣

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The last 28 days I’ve been writing my nanowrimo novel. I plan to leave it unedited & continue with other projects. There’s so much I want to do that I can’t dwell on it much longer, nor will I let it turn into something mediocre, at best. I know it’s crap! Just let it be crap!🤣

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@elonmusk No more Dad jokes, please.

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Squid game is awful 😰

[Terms of Sagittarius @SagittariusTerm]

#Sagittarius will leave everything just as it is when they are ready to move on. Even if it ended good or badly.

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@snarkbox I put my cat on a leash. It’s not that weird.

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Who knew John Boy Walton was on #Ozark? 😅 #TheWaltons

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I hope my Tesla stock rebounds. For real…..

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How many people are quitting twitter and how do I get their job? I think I’d have to work remote though bc I’m in New England. @elonmusk

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You heard it here first!

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Who would watch a reality show starring @elonmusk, his children, and baby mamas, as they strive to live together in harmony on a remote island compound called Elontown? #elon #elonmusk

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@Flxtxyz @elonmusk This is perfect.

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@elonmusk Or bowels. Gas comes out one end or the other, but sometimes it’s mixed with words that should have been flushed down the toilet instead. And that’s my morning wrap up. Good day.

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@elonmusk I see you’re in a hell of your own making. You could just abandon everything, go off grid, and move to an island with your ten children and baby mamas. Could that be any worse? Just an idea for you. Best of luck.