im so so sooo sure that antonelli plucks a hair off maxs head every time he hugs him and goes home to perform a satanic cursed ritual on him every week. im sobbing. whys no one else seeing tje truth.
Tvxq’s Cassiopeia (Cassie for short). Not only is it pretty but it was named after the 5-star constellation since originally they had 5 members. But what’s cooler is if u type its Chinese name TVfXQ on your keyboard, it forms the W shape of the constellation
yes, i know we just witnessed $150 million worth of military equipment blow up on the tarmac but it looked like the jets were having sex briefly so it's worth every penny
“I kept wondering if there was a cute way to satirize people who are sharp-edged and constantly clashing with one another, and then one day I looked at a pointed-shaped snack beside me and thought, ‘That’s it.’” CRAZY sentence 😭😭😭
And then Jaejoong’s tmis be like:
“I froze my sperm but they had to throw it”
“I used my mom’s ID to watch p0rn”
“when i was showering in the military they called my 🍆 small but its okay”
“I dont smoke. I only vape”
“i’ve never seen a butthole that close”