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@ShitValueFund Does $tcg need some love? ⬆️⬆️

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@deepakramanath @DoctorKarl @Optus It’s being re-farmed to 4G. Users just need a capable device.

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@DoctorKarl When boarding a train, why do people tend to move in the direction of the train to a door. Why do we not just go to the nearest door? Watch when you are next boarding a train!

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@tomtimes5 Heard the window rattle 3179.

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@Centrelink Thank you. It has been more than 7 days and the phone support had just said there’s nothing more that can be done. Due to the discrepancy in processing times between me and my friend, it seems odd. In the time I have waited 2 of her payments have been processed.

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@christinebell80 @AskPlayStation @PlayStation @PlayStationAU Unreal, thanks!

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@JetstarAirways Already DM’d

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@JetstarAirways JQ502 Cancelled - not angry about this at all. Called up and team member was talking to colleagues and eating then realised when I shouted in the mic. Couldn’t then help rebooking my flight. Flight is in less than 18 hours. How can I rebook? Says no options avbl?

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@JetstarAirways Already DMd

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@KitBayview @VictoriaPolice Was thinking the same thing 😂 would there be anything in the till?

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@DebonaireNerd @realDonaldTrump @rohan_connolly I thought you’d like this one. Defies belief the amount of boxes ticked here.

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@rickygervais my cat just joined yours 😓🙏

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@nichmelbourne @XaviEllis18 @rickygervais Getting offended at someone's tweet is like seeing a billboard for guitar lessons, calling them up, and saying "I DON'T F*#KING WANT GUITAR LESSONS"

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First class BA @rickygervais

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@rickygervais When are you sitting on a plane for 40 hours and coming to Australia young man.

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@ShaneWarne find me a .org that supports you

@MarkHoward03

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@ShaneWarne Birds are designed to fly. Much like an aircraft, if a plane faces not into the wind it weathercocks into it as it's designed to take off and land into wind. Also when the wind isn't front on it ruffles their feathers and they get cold.

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@rickygervais did you write this?

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@1followernodad Please @rickygervais get a load of this 💩

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https://t.co/D7LLc5v9P8 @rickygervais it's a scruffy version of you

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@albsie How does it feel to have the majority of your country disagree with your views? 😯

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Hi mum and dad (San & Mike) watching the lovely #QandA