ExcelMonkey

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@MLFootball Can't wait to come back to this when the Ravens choke as usual

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@Ty05725187 @darthvalidator_ @WatcherGuru Cmon bro, if you can't see the market is rigged to stay up then idk what to tell you. They will use you as exit liquidity then buy the dip after

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@Smoke_A1 @Bwhite4363 @No3sports

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@BallKnower2013 @MySportsUpdate Didn't know I was talking to the steelers Fandom rep 😂. You can act like Afc north is bad ass at football but at the end of day, they get smoked in the playoffs.

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@BallKnower2013 @MySportsUpdate Afc north hasn't been in the superbowl for nearly 15 years. I'm a steelers fan saying this

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@MyronGainesX @TorreySmithWR Mortad

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@MyronGainesX Mortad

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@Noel_Letterman8 @WyronGaines

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@UnotheInvestor What?

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@UnotheInvestor Yep

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

The S&P 500 has never peaked in June in 75 years of data.

Since 1950, the annual high has hit in December 32 times and January 12 times. June: zero.

If history is right, the market has not peaked for 2026 yet.

H/t @RyanDetrick

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@rodrigom702 @NFLRookieWatxh @OldTakesExposed

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@rodrigom702 @NFLRookieWatxh Came back to this. Maybe there's a chance 😂

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@FeelLikeMafe @MySportsUpdate Bookmark

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@eborasystems @BullTheoryio @RyanDetrick 75 years is not tiny

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@aleabitoreddit What's the benefit of the subscription?

[Serenity @aleabitoreddit]

Holy crap… My $EWY 2028 leaps are now up 428%+.

So 5.2x ROI trade, in 3 months.

Thats what happens when IV increases and underlying memory assets in SK Hynix / Samsung also appreciate.

[ExcelMonkey @MonkeyExcel]

@AceClipxx I thought words didn't mean anything