Richard Henderson

Rule #32

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@NUFCLC His lass must have a well sore chuff....

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Started to think Glasto was just full of shit music for people who'd given up on excitment in their lives. Thank fuck for the Prodigy!

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@dave43law Looks like he's ate a few foreigners.

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@melgibsonhq No way nearly half the UK identifies as Christian. Likely records are taken from baptised which means sweet FA.

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@bambibristol Because one of the bands is being paid to sing lyrics that make you think that more than 50% of the crowd are obnoxious and that they are right to be. Or maybe one of the 650 were brown.

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@bbcquestiontime @BBCNews @BBCiPlayer @BBCSounds @BBCOne A lineup to spark controversity rather than real intellectual debate. That Katherine thing is as far gone as my great grandads first shite.

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@PaulWatters2 @andjamwar You say steam but....

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@Peston Do you Pisston? Do you fuck.

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@SensibleSAFC Lies, Makums never work.

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@DavidHanmer82 @MorpheusJorge Never seen Doctor Who but that would have me onboard!!

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@marc_dirtyhands @MartRyton It's shite lads, sry

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@DavidHanmer82 They're trolling you...literally fishing!!!

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@trussliz @Keir_Starmer You killed the economy and the queen but were defeated by the mighty lettuce!

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@paddypower Lamana lua lua

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@paddypower Heskey

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@SkyNews Ironic coming from a cunt that needs something sharp stuck up him.

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@youngy18 Good game and gl on the next move, from an nufc fan. Still wont forget the bird shit tho!

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@sam__avery Is that not just his usual goaly outfit? He cant help how short his arms are either, stop being so cruel...

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@MartRyton @AddingRandomWit It's the only possible explaination. Unless he also has an identical twin who's pish at football....

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@MartRyton @AddingRandomWit What a reference!