Trillocopter-Rex

A planetary distraction. The offspring of Robert Duvall and Michael Douglas. Tequila, the Sun, and the holy spirit of fun.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

There are people who work at gummy bear factories, so it's safe to say: sometimes someone had a bad day of work at the gummy bear factory

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

When she finally invites you in https://t.co/ehbvE67Pu3

[Trillocopter-Rex @monluscious]

In my past life I was a taco truck

[Write for California @WriteForCal]

Cal Rugby 82, Utah 5.

Just another day at Witter Field

http://t.co/3Oe6GJ72fU

(HT @bearology101 for the photo)

[Trillocopter-Rex @monluscious]

"Ladies and gentlemen we've all dreamed of achieving orgasm by farting and I stand before you today to say I did just that."

*crowd gasps*

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

Look at da flick of dat wrist http://t.co/UmhrDgffU5

[Trillocopter-Rex @monluscious]

“@TheWeirdWorld: This is how a paper airplane machine works.. http://t.co/7u0zi5t0Pb”

DEATH BY FUN

[donni saphire @donni]

Never send a boy to do Japan's job. He's just one boy. He can't handle that workload

[DVS @DVSblast]

pain is weakness leaving the body. if a piano falls and crushes your bones, thats good. its good that that happened.

[Trillocopter-Rex @monluscious]

@ThislsAmazing @TheGoogleFactz @mwa4ever

[Trillocopter-Rex @monluscious]

One icy MF

[Trillocopter-Rex @monluscious]

When Lil Wayne said

[Trillocopter-Rex @monluscious]

@Marcosisbrown I got yo back ;)

[Trillocopter-Rex @monluscious]

@Marcosisbrown you do have great glutes

[Trillocopter-Rex @monluscious]

@Marcosisbrown eat sleep breathe for the gains bruh

[Trillocopter-Rex @monluscious]

@Marcosisbrown zero gains

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

When you on Round 45 on Zombies and you the only one alive http://t.co/D3Kd7062Ep

[Trillocopter-Rex @monluscious]

You can tell a lot about a family by what they put in their cart at Costco

[Trillocopter-Rex @monluscious]

@Dudebug1 Ape-Dog is preferred