Sam

Aspiring Librarian, Shameless flirt.

[Fox Footy @FOXFOOTY]

“Anyone who's struggling with mental health ... you are loved, and the world is a better place with you in it" ❤️

Jordan Dawson had the #AFLAwards room in tears, having won the Most Courageous award after playing with the memory of his late brother front of mind.

[KD$ign @KnoxEndemic]

Apparently concert venues are having a hard time getting Millennials to fill the seats. Well, hello. Millennial here. I think I can help.

DEAR CONCERT VENUES:

🎟️ Just tell me what the ticket costs. I do not want to select a $79 ticket and discover at checkout that it is actually $146 because of a facility fee, service fee, processing fee, and a fee for having successfully paid the other fees.

📱 Stop making ticket buying a military operation. I should not need three apps, a verified fan code, a presale password from a credit card I don’t own, and 11:00 AM availability on a Tuesday to buy two seats.

💺 Assigned seats. We did our time standing shoulder-to-shoulder at shows in 2008. Some of us have mortgages now. Some of us have sciatica.

🕖 Start earlier. A 7 PM show is not embarrassing. In fact, I would like to formally recognize whoever invented the 7 PM show.

⏰ And tell us the actual times. “Doors at 7” is not useful information if the opener starts at 8:15 and the person I came to see appears at 10:07.

🚗 Parking instructions written for a normal person. Tell me which garage to use, what it costs, and whether I will spend 55 minutes trying to leave it afterward. I am willing to pay $20 for certainty.

🍺 I will buy your $14 beer. I have accepted this. But if I miss three songs waiting for it, you have broken the social contract.

🚽 Enough bathrooms. We are in our 30s and 40s. Half of us have had children. This is now infrastructure.

🔉 It can still be loud. We are Millennials, not the Greatest Generation. But some of us are bringing earplugs now and we are no longer ashamed of it.

DEAR ARTISTS:

⏰ Please go on roughly when you said you would. We have babysitters. The babysitter has an end time. This is now a logistics problem involving several adults.

🎤 Play the songs from 2004–2014. You know which ones. We know which ones. Nobody needs to pretend otherwise.

🎶 Play some new stuff. Absolutely. We support your continued artistic development. But there is a point in the evening when you need to play the song that was on our iPod Nano while we drove to high school.

📵 You can tell us to put our phones away. We secretly want someone to make us do this anyway.

🪑 An intermission would not offend us. We can use the bathroom, answer the babysitter, check whether the dog has destroyed anything, and look at Zillow for eight minutes.

And please understand: Millennials still like concerts.

We have disposable income now. We are nostalgic. We will absolutely spend irresponsible amounts of money to hear a band we first discovered on LimeWire.

But we also have jobs, children, dogs, mortgages, lower-back problems, and a very clear memory of when concert tickets cost $35.

You want Millennials back?

Make it easy to buy the ticket. Tell us when the show actually starts. Give us somewhere to sit. Play the song from 2007.

We’ll be there.

We just need to be home by 11.

[Sam @mono85x2]

@White_Adam @walshcee really enjoyed the deep dive into Tomic this morning boys - great work

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

No matter how many times you’ve watched it, Max the dog playing with his duck friend Fred never fails to make your day

[𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖕𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖒 @karpe_noktem]

Feckin' goosebumps!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

Fred again. x Mike Skinner of the Streets x Underworld

[1001Tracklists Media @1001TLtv]

KETTAMA & VTSS with an electrifying b2b at Glitch Festival ⚡️💥

[NBA @NBA]

😱 ALL ANGLES OF AG'S CROSSOVER & POSTER 😱

[Sam @mono85x2]

@camluke Looking forward to this one mate

All the best this season

[Sam @mono85x2]

@CurvyMilf_ABM Can you give us some of the do’s and dont’s of the dating apps in your experience ?

[Tom Richardson @TomRichardson]

30 September 2017 - “Oh, we’re from Tigerland…”

[Sam @mono85x2]

@MichLieben Could only think of @crosscourt1 and @HarfSerious when seeing this!

[Sam @mono85x2]

@tmase04 @andy_bomber1 What a beautiful message, Andy you were always so insightful and funny !

[1001Tracklists Media @1001TLtv]

The moment Tiësto dropped his Delerium Silence remix during his ‘In Search Of Sunrise’ set at EDC 🌅🐐#EDCLV2025

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Nikola Jokic this playoffs:

1st in points
1st in rebounds
1st in assists
1st in steals
1st in stocks
1st in double-doubles
1st in triple-doubles
1st in field goals

Insane run.

[TheOldManAndTheThree @OldManAndThree]

Could listen to Steve Nash talk about what makes a great leader on repeat all day

[Sam @mono85x2]

@FOXFOOTY @maxlaughton What is expected score a indication of?

[Courtney Walsh @walshcee]

A couple of excellent wins overnight in Monte Carlo for @alexdeminaur and @alexeipop, who are both through to their first Masters 1/4s for the year.
De Minaur too strong for Daniil #Medvedev on clay, while #Popyrin had a cracking win over dual-@rolandgarros finalist Casper #Ruud.

[Sam @mono85x2]

@7AFL @NedsDylan3Votes

[Rach Danderfield @danderfield]

Even if you have the right kind; everyone is here for you unless you outwardly display the symptoms of your mental illness because then you’re making people uncomfortable or WORSE, mildly inconveniencing them.

[Rach Danderfield @danderfield]

Addiction very much falls under the mental illness umbrella, but watch the difference in language when people talk about battling addiction vs those battling depression.

It’s not bad enough to be mentally unwell, you need to have the socially acceptable form of mental illness.