chelsea sorrell

i'm in love with your brother.

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@drprobertson is there an orginazation for donation to help further your research on mermaids?

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it must have been some porn expo! http://t.co/FTjaB7w8 via @eonline

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I earned the Truffula Badge! Now @HP will donate $1 to @WWF to support forestry projects! #HPLorax #Inkling https://t.co/7FnaSE1D

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I earned the Sprouting Badge! Now @HP will donate $1 to @WWF to support forestry projects! #HPLorax #Inkling https://t.co/7FnaSE1D

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too high to sleep.....bored

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i haven't left the house in over a week. parks and rec marathon night.

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mistake after mistake.

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i just wanna bang all night

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veggie corn dogs = best lunch ever

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recital and dan's birthday

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i want to go to a reds game with a good looking guy and decent seats and try a hotdog and get drunk.

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can't avoid it

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i've got my tail between my legs

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@tasha_wk my cats do that too, creeps.

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so much homework, i don't know where to begin.

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sick and sleepy

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yoga with mom. hahaha jeez bob jeeeez

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not the best night

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perfect nap weather, unfortunately i have to go listen to a hungover romanian ramble on and on. le-ai înţeles?

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twatter, you still confuse me so.