Monya

I know all 3 sex positions.

[Monya @monyalasagna]

When you feed a baby a booger....

#theyeatit #duh

[Monya @monyalasagna]

"What's your last name babe?"
-"Do you take cash?"

#classic

[Monya @monyalasagna]

Don't you run this red light...

#34x35

[Monya @monyalasagna]

My favorite color is sunset.

#Q2 #authorunknown

[daye's tweet archive @dayesaccount]

i’m not kidding the general public’s out of their fucking minds the way they talk to service industry workers

[Monya @monyalasagna]

I coughed and a little diarrhea came out..

#excusemeihavetogohome

[Monya @monyalasagna]

I can do hookers.

[Monya @monyalasagna]

Nothing like a good shower burger.

#youheardmecorrectly

[Monya @monyalasagna]

Broccoli juice or drool?

#both

[Monya @monyalasagna]

Today's secret ingredient is....

#rhubaaaaaaaaarb