Paul Mooney

[pier luigi pinna @pierpi13]

Gioggia Meloni visita un poverissimo paese della Basilicata e chiede al sindaco quali siano le tre priorità per rilanciare la zona.
«La prima è l’ospedale: c’è, ma mancano i medici».
Lei tira fuori il telefonino, parla per un paio di minuti e poi annuncia:
«Fatto. Entro una settimana arrivano i medici».
«La seconda è l’acqua: c’è, ma una miniera a monte ha inquinato le falde».
Lei riprende il telefonino, altre due parole, e dice:
«Fatto. Entro un mese le falde saranno bonificate e la proprietà risarcirà gli abitanti».
«E la terza?» chiede lei.
«La terza sono i telefonini» risponde il sindaco.
«Qui non prende niente».

[Paul Mooney @moon63]

@bbcnickrobinson I'm so sorry for you, that the country overwhelmingly voted for someone who didn't turn out to be the performing monkey you appear to have been looking for.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Sharing this sort of overt racism is now horrifically common on this site, but worth calling out that Hannan is a member of the House of Lords, appointed by the Conservatives.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

If Trump really wants to destroy Iran, all he has to do is become their president.

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Looney Tunes hasn’t aged well

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

From the outside, there are indeed funny aspects to Brexit. The fact that migration went heaps up is certainly the funniest bit.

[Steve Skojec @SteveSkojec]

He’s dead on.

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

💿🔥😆

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Iran: We will blockade the straits of Hormuz if you attack us.

Donald: No, WE will blockade the straits of Hormuz unless you surrender to us.

Iran: Ok. That might save us some trouble tbh.

[Paul Mooney @moon63]

@SebastianEPayne @CitySamuel Is that prerequisite in the room with us now?

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

The crazy thing about this is that it's 100 % true. It's what the UK have done.

What a fucking circus geopolitics now is.

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

“THAT GOBSHITE AGAIN! IS HE NEVER OFF THE AIR?!”

[Raoul Duke @batcountry1980]

In May 1977, John Cale takes Brian Eno along with him to see Talking Heads support The Ramones at London’s Rock Garden. They all meet backstage, and Eno and David Byrne hit it off right away, agreeing to get together the next day at Eno’s flat to listen to music. This is the

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[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

Roy Ayers - Everybody Loves The Sunshine

An unforgettable classic!

[Harry @harryjparkin]

Like standing outside a burning building protesting against fire engines

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Every football pundit talking about Man Utd.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

The bald-manager club loses a member 🥚