Hati Hróðvitnisson

//Rebooted and moved to @moonhoundman //

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

//IMPORTANT - I'M REBOOTING HATI FROM SCRATCH. Please follow @moonhoundman This account is no longer active. PM that account for details.//

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman]

//Rebooted version of @moonhoundman2. Drunk, single and ready to murder. A wreck of a demigod trapped in human form.//

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

//Hello! Reminder that this account now lives at @moonhoundman. See ya there!//

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

@offcampusCal @TheSunHound @fylgjasdottir @thatbaldmitch I'm getting even more disturbing picture messages, trust me.

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

@thatbaldmitch @fylgjasdottir HEY. She was into that.

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

All right, I could do with a lil less sarcasm from you guys.

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

@thatbaldmitch a pee-er...

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

People say I'm the reckless one, but do you see ME wavin' my dick at traffic... today?

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

@fylgjasdottir As long as that's all he's doing.

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

Feel free to ignore my naked brother on the roof. I am aware of the situation, I choose not to care.

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

@fylgjasdottir *sigh* I know. I got like three texts already about it.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(519): Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

@fylgjasdottir He can do whatever he wants so long as he doesn't try to feed me some.

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@fylgjasdottir Sure thing, pup. Don't kill anybody I wouldn't.

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

@Fylgjaofmidgard I don't know. I think one of 'em might have accidentally achieved enlightenment.

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

@TheSunHound *blinks* I know there were words in there but I'm just... gonna... FYLG!

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

This is it. This is how Ragnarök begins.

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

@Fylgjaofmidgard Mmm... I like the sound of that.

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

Oh. Gods. Who gave Sköll Halloween candy?

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman2]

@Fylgjaofmidgard Hmm? Oh oka-- *makes a rumbling sound of approval and closes his eyes*