D.

They/He. 22. Fix your hearts or die.

[D. @moonmantalk]

I love him. Grumpy old man.

[erin🪩 @wallowsgarden]

elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

My idea for Doctor Who when it comes back is that they should make it good instead of bad, did they ever think of that

[the intellectual cowboy @rubysapphrald]

yes to all

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Amanda Seyfried I want to do an escape room with you

[Ethan Beard @ethan_beard1920]

[REDACTED] getting a nom for You Can See Everything would genuinely be one of my favourite things the Academy has ever done

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

You Can See Everything will make history as the first documentary to win a Best Supporting Actress nomination

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

nothing on earth i want more than to write something as impactful as "i love you / it'll pass" and then scam the amazon corporation out of millions

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

You Can See Everything? Ha. Well maybe some things shouldn't be seen. You ever consider that? Of course not. Because cinema is the pervert's medium and you're all going to hell.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud

NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?

WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

this is what it felt like when cher showed up in mamma mia 2

[Mike (he’s oopy & u better believe he’s spoopy) 🎃 @horksgonnahork]

Jessica Chastain’s career is fascinating, because you think she should have an Oscar by now, which she does, but it’s for truly the fakest movie of all time

[🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @Scoobydouchebag]

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth, Charlie Brown

[leah @kmewisfc]

kelly clarkson: the store said that Molly wasn’t for sale and treated me like i was julia roberts in pretty woman

art play brooklyn: actually that’s not the truth kelly

benoit blanc: fascinatin…and this was, you say, a $15,000 animahtronic burd? this intrigues me…

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

30 rock is the zeitgeist, it’s the best show of all time, infinite layers to every ounce of dialogue. we are blessed

[Garfield & Friendslop @severeerror52]

their faces melted off because they looked at the ark

[SCAREk HELLman @herekdeckman]

Only down with Carrie doing an MCU thing if this mf is involved

[The Vampathic Torturer @finestsoup]

Abin Sur in the smoking wreckage of his spaceship holding his ring and power battery to Hal: *KOFF KOFF* "It's for you dog *KAFF* It's lit." 😵

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito