Murat

got my messiah impression

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

one hour left on my story and she hasn’t seen it yet

[O.W. Root @owroot]

That moment as a kid when you realize that you're definitely straight.

[cordelia. @dykeknot]

gives you a heartjob. because i love you.

[Bring Back Banjo @BringBackBanjoK]

The PlayStation 6 must flop to the point where it makes the Wii U look successful by comparison

[marco ☭ @OcramsReyzor]

do girls get morning wood? like morning dew?

[best of old hollywood @oldhllywoods]

rebecca (1940) dir. alfred hitchcock

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

It’s so hot outside I fucking hate Israel.

[Epic Wallpapers @Epicartworks]

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[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

I love in The Sopranos when someone tells Tony a saying, he says it’s stupid, and then later repeats it to someone else like it was his idea

[James @blonded2003_]

Estoy bajo muchas de las mismas condiciones que crearon a Hitler

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

me and the girl i met at the bar 20 minutes ago

[ICElationist @ICElationist]

“My faggot in communism”

[ri @SAINTBERGMAN]

this might be the photo of all time. isabella rossellini photographed by fabrizio ferri

[leftpain @left_plain]

Oh, and 007? Do try not to call them “foids” this time…

[menace @Kroniebits]

How much would I have to drink for a mosquito to instantly die from alcohol poisoning when it bites me

[Murat @moonshake0]

@zeitbestimmung bro solved philosophy

[Seva @SevaUT]

maturity is realizing the third beer brings diminishing returns

[Chris Satoor​​ @aufgehenderRest]

The Hegel House Museum in Stuttgart.