Mooritz31

[dom von emerald iv @polaris @dom_vom_gym]

im kampf faschismus gegen staat kann sich der faschismus völlig auf den staat verlassen

[. @slimescry]

how do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

[jacob . 100 punkte hertha bsc 100 punkte bsc @999jac0b]

Heute an der Fleischtheke,ich: 0,118 stones gemischtes Hackfleisch bitte... Verkäuferin schaut mich verständlich los an, geht zum Kollegen und der sagt ihr dann, " das sind 750g".
Ich sach nur Pisa🤦

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

bodybuilding was banned in the soviet union because they claimed it promoted capitalist vanity and ngl they kinda cooked with that one cause the entire online incel pipeline started on bodybuilding forums

[Kam_13attle @pluto_dreams13]

Only “boy” thing i couldn’t get into as a kid was like cars bruh idk why but to this day i still don’t give a fuck about cars

[Nicholas Craven @NicholasCraven_]

the fact that the english language contains so many short one syllable words offers the perfect conditions for the development of an artform based on using the human voice as a percussion, thats why its hard to make rap sound good in other languages, although some have done it

[bingle @binkymode]

if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire

[Boxenlude @BoxenIude]

Ich hoffe Friedrich Merz halbiert nach der AfD und dem Benzinpreis als nächstes meinen Pimmel.

[lvcifer @rosegoldcoffins]

just cus u suffering rn don’t mean your future bright n shit u might even die today

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

no offense to my younger self but what was the vision

[Konsti (low information) @maybeKonsti]

crazy eigentlich longboardtour damals dass fully grown men bei so 15 jährigen gepennt haben irgendwo in mitteldeutschland imagine du stehst in der nacht auf um aufs klo zu gehen und dann ist da einfach simon unge in deiner küche und frisst in unterhose dein müsli

[dave 👀 @bjafreak]

my weirdest and dumbest pet peeve is when people type full questions into google . e.g. "when was taylor swift born?" instead of just "taylor swift birthday"

[Prometeo @Prometeo1926]

Look very closely at what the woman in the first frame is holding, you will not be disappointed

[keyboredꕤ｡˚⋆ @0zxxcx]

laughing at my own reposts

[Serhou Guirassy @Guirassy_19]

@100pcentfoot @AlphaBalde91 🚨 FAUX

[aru 🧚🏻‍♀️🪄 @iamgannekajuice]

sometimes instead of doomscrolling, i go through my entire fuckin camera roll and reminisce about everything i’ve experienced over the past one year

[Lou “Beef Katsu” Roe @georgepaynebogo]

Girl I met at a bar in Europe 5 years ago just posted her engagement

[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

its good but I can't listen to it without thinking about armandos tweet