morgan || king halo’s left hoof

umazing!

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

being nicer to myself because i’m my me

[Edaphosaurus @Edaphosaurus]

The suffering of being an accurate history fan when there's a certain other demographic with their own idea of what qualifies as "accurate"

[morgan || king halo’s left hoof @moosek1lls]

@PumpkinAngel37 thought this was a hit tweet turns out it’s moot #blessed

[I Am The Hog. @RepugnantBeasts]

What emotion dose this comic bring?

[Christin @hexprax]

When you cross off something on a to-do list that means you’ve done it

[Duc de Vinny (comms open) @DucDeVinny]

Dude, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow doesn't need to look like post-revolution US cus it's a tale, Les Miserables doesn't need to look like 1830s France because it's fictional dude, Don Quixote doesn't need to look like 1600s Spain cus it's fiction, who gives a fuck about context

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

Still one of the greatest images on the internet.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

The government can’t tell you what crazy experiments they’re doing to aliens because of HIPAA

[richard @richard_normal]

it is beyond me how anybody can be excited for nolan’s odyssey, it’s literally just a series of still images played in rapid succession giving the illusion of movement

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Brokers are parasitic middlemen between you and your landlord, a parasitic middleman

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Genetically enhancing my army of super soldiers by giving them all that special “it” factor you need to make it in show business

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Alien civilizations probably have a different word for soda. Or maybe they call it a different word for pop

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

It’s interesting that aliens dissect people in a cloaked mothership way above the sky and people dissect aliens in a secret lab deep below ground. We should meet in the middle sometime and do mutual dissection on a sneaky boat

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Ancient Greeks seeing Telemachus in the effeminate garment of barbarians (pants):

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Skull science if it was fun and not racist: *feeling your skull* Ahhh - yes … yes … you have quite a few gentle bumps in the heart lobe… you have a tender spirit and will find true love in a quiet setting