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[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

my impression of a dead mouse i found in the kitchen last week:

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I think Charlie kirk was reincarnated as a fruit fly and just drowned himself in my beer

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

stepdad just farted on my dick

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

I'm so happy for people who have yet to discover that Obsession probably isn't even a top 250 horror movie of all time

[Iso3g @1worms]

This kinda like the miseducation of Lauryn hill for my generation

[jesse @darthgordita]

the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art

[space ship @morbfan111]

@HomboJombo @themissionis1 @lolit_speed Bro what

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(A week into Salò trying to lighten the mood) Come on guys, it's probably gonna be like 8 days of Sodom, 9 max

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Jumping over a shark sounds like an interesting premise for an episode of television

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[space ship @morbfan111]

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[space ship @morbfan111]

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[space ship @morbfan111]

My pussy got wet from family guy

[space ship @morbfan111]

How do i tweet

[space ship @morbfan111]

How to get rich in 40 years

[space ship @morbfan111]

This is how i make money

[space ship @morbfan111]

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[space ship @morbfan111]

Somethings happening somewhere

[space ship @morbfan111]

Welcome ti the big city where things happen