Morgan Fanning

[Morgan Fanning @morganfannmail]

I bet this place has the sickest side quests

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Here is a visual of every major geography term

[onion person @CantEverDie]

how do coworkers watch so much stuff

[@awejones @awejones]

Gossip? Oh you mean trickle down yaponomics

[sara @peaaachesxx]

Pls don’t try to get to know me i am better as a concept

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

This is one of Marge’s greatest bangers and a line I use often

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Sorry for not responding. Your adjectives were limp. Your words were not poetic. You did not pierce my heart.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

A turtle came along the riverbank.
‘Frog, tell that turtle to go away,’ said Toad. ‘I do not want him to see me in my bathing suit when I come out of the river.'

[Danielle Fong 🔆 @DanielleFong]

goodbye interesting tweet that refreshed away from the timeline. i’ll never see you again

[bleach breakfast (salome) 🏳️‍⚧️ @sirhanseranwrap]

I love my kibble

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

Poor Things (2023)

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

once i remembered who i was dealing with i got these immediately. if you want to play the psycho's game u must shift into Psycho Mindset

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Me to my boss: Hey I have to wfh today, I couldn't answer the riddles three. Yep, they didn't let me across the bridge. I'll see you on Teams though.

[HP @amishestrogen]

i’m an ethical hater. i’m hating on u from a nuanced and multifaceted standpoint

[seri is moving to bsky🦋 @serisgarden]

picked up some new shit from the dispo

[izzie @izziejree]

some men will say sydney sweeney some men will say the former mayor of chicago

[𝔧𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔯 @groovygoddesz]

ur parents should have named u beethoven cuz ur a symp and a phony

[JP @jpbrammer]

Macbeth