Morgan Johnson

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

Me watching someone get dragged for an opinion I agree with

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

What’s the fastest way to lose 30lbs and get in shape without eating healthy or exercising

[Jalen Brunson stan account @nix973]

You just had to be there.

[Morgan Johnson @morgg_taylor]

@leesjursen HOEDOWN THROWDOWN 👏🏽

[trish @ultragloss]

he is having his hot girl summer

[Joe @mojoejoejoemtz]

Made one

[Jersey Shore @JerseyShore]

I am once again asking for the state of New Jersey to reopen Club Karma

[Rebecca Kohler @becca_kohler]

Finally a year where you’re a loser if you DO go out for New Year’s Eve

[favorite child ✨ @cheerios_s]

Sooo what exactly are the pros of childbirth?? The child???

There’s gotta be more than that cuz idk I’m not sold on the whole idea fr

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

Also i dont get bachelor/bachelorette parties at all. “Its your last night being single” but....you arent single....which is why youre getting married???

[tate @50FirstTates]

white ppl love to see a line forming behind them and being like “wow we got here at the perfect time”

[Morgan Johnson @morgg_taylor]

@leesjursen FUCK OFF GOODBYE HAHAHAHA

[Morgan Johnson @morgg_taylor]

@leesjursen I just love a good GBF

[Morgan Johnson @morgg_taylor]

@leesjursen Screaming

[Morgan Johnson @morgg_taylor]

Just worked my last Saturday ever 🎉🎉🎉

[sleepy indica🍃 @fhashafasz]

How to be funny:

1.Divorced parents
2.Depressed
3.Childhood trauma
4.All of the above

If you're not on the list,no bro,you're not funny.

[E! News @enews]

"My daughter has been a nanny for this amazing kid for over a year. When he realized she wouldn’t have a senior prom, he wanted to throw her one. He planned a socially distant prom, complete with dancing & her favorite foods." — @bhchapman/Elissa Rogers 💕

[Morgan Johnson @morgg_taylor]

@ssjursenn But you’re in a committed relationship so I’m confused