morgs

dog/cat mom. ICU nurse. wannabe homesteader.

[Snitty Shainzona @coyotecreek158]

If a mask mandate is an infringement of rights, why is controlling a uterus a function of government?

Asking for a friend.

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

Wear a mask. That is, unless you want to be intubated by a gynecology intern July 1st who did her last semester of med school via Zoom.

[morgs @morgibrooke]

someone at work today said “pit bulls shouldn’t be allowed to exist. such dangerous creatures” ok well now we know someone else who shouldn’t be allowed to exist.

[morgs @morgibrooke]

this the kind of pure shit I didn’t know I needed today 🥺

[CBS News @CBSNews]

ADORABLE: With a fun tune from "Moana," Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has the perfect way to entertain his daughter Tia while he washes her hands.

[morgs @morgibrooke]

@lilvicbenzo deep af

[CritCareRN @rn_critcare]

IS IT DROPLET OR AIRBORNE I JUST NEED A FINAL ANSWER

[raina @makeitrainuh]

me: “quarantine is no big deal i can still go in the backyard if i need to”
oklahoma: “what if we make it rain for 2 full weeks and throw in some tornados as a nice little garnish” *chef’s kiss*

[Maggie Trabucco @maggietrabucco]

If you were to board a flight tomorrow, would your primary concern be A) COVID-19 or B) the fact that an individual with Peter Weber’s decision making ability could be operating the aircraft?

[morgs @morgibrooke]

@beckirk_ I was sobbing. fuck balto 😂😂

[morgs @morgibrooke]

@lilvicbenzo shocking

[Crowing For Days @LilRedRooster]

People who don't set the volume on their pumps correctly so the line ends up running dry for the next shift are the worst.

I will not be dissuaded with this.

[Dr Aidan Baron @Aidan_Baron]

this is excellent.
kudos to the anonymous internet person who posted it and the facility implementing it.

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

TEEN: can I talk to you for a moment without my parents?

DOC: of course

[parents leave room]

DOC: what’s going on?

TEEN: I have a kind of embarrassing question for you

DOC: ask me anything

TEEN: when are your healthcare friends going to stop making dumb TikToks?

[People Are Wild Podcast! 😷 @peoplearewild]

Please get a flu shot.

Had a cancer patient recently who was extremely sick because they contracted the flu.

Immunocompromised people need us to protect them via community immunity.

Don't be a selfish jabroni.

Get your damn flu shot

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

Dr. Yang. unless I happen to be on an airplane suffering from abdominal pain caused by a rare African parasite that mutated 45 times and has no cure except an emergent laparotomy performed with ballpoint pen and complicated by coincidentally abnormal anatomy, then give me House

[morgs @morgibrooke]

@lilvicbenzo why are we tweeting this

[morgs @morgibrooke]

@lilvicbenzo ok wait I’m in the bath lol

[morgs @morgibrooke]

@lilvicbenzo omg r u babysitting rn