Jane Mitchell

I'm a good guy who loves fun times | she/her

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

My friends will be like “Would love to hear what you think about the bipolar representation in this film” and it’ll just be a bipolar person absolutely ruining everything for everyone

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

The Kia “Zoom Zoom” was the first ASMR

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

If reality tv taught us anything it’s that olympians are the child actors of athletics

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

Salons can be anything

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

@BarackObama @MichelleObama Hey remember when you had a super majority?

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

Finally breaking my silence on my complicated return to white sugar 🌝🌝🌝 https://t.co/OHX9NIq9oh

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

@SCOTUSblog Go fuck yourself

[Little Old Lady Comedy @litoldladyhaha]

"My radiators are possessed by a water spirit (legally), and he is pestilent, but fair. Each radiator leaks exactly one gallon of water an hour. I reconfigured a few 5 gallon wine barrels to latch onto the radiators." - @moroseconpollo
https://t.co/AlojNzinAR

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

@rhymeswithbee Absolutely inhaled this book this weekend! Adored! Thank you!

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

Marc Chagall’s self portrait from the era he pretended to be a British nanny in order to spend more time with his estranged children

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

Weeds: What if a hot widow sold drugs?
Breaking Bad: What if an odd couple sold drugs?
Ozark: What if the most boring fucking people on the planet sold drugs?

[Deepti Menon @ItpeedNonem]

my big ol face right on the homepage of @NOWNESS this morning! alongside @bsoohoo <3

give it a watch and feel alllll the feels.

congrats @seanswangs

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

@HollyDeMuth Sexy is exactly the word! My king

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Date yourself by dropping a pic of your first celebrity crush.

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

@logicohnicoh Hi Nicoh

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

Goodbye, cityscapes. Puzzles are about fruit now

[Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff]

The state of Missouri kept Kevin Strickland in prison for 42 years for a crime he didn't commit.

Now released, he is getting $0 in compensation from the state.

Here's a link to the GoFundMe set up by @The_MIP (Midwest Innocence Project):
https://t.co/lGs8FDv6GA

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

My Groundhog Day is me being like “Oh I like this song, what is it” and learning it’s a lullaby from an album called like “baby’s bedtime night night sleepy baby” every single day of my life

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

All books are “wry”

[Jane Mitchell @moroseconpollo]

@Drewpowell123 Happy birthday Drew! 🍰

[Gawker @Gawker]

You shouldn't have a "favorite" murder... https://t.co/q1ilb4l4sz