Mort Barry

Vulnerable and relatable Comedian . Over-thinker. Underachiever. Kvetch.

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@MattMorseTV No repost or like. but I got one anyway.

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@MattMorseTV 🧐I’m holding out for a repost.

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@DriveElectricc tomorrow!

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@CeoArtoria @realMaalouf @ASavageNation

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@ElayneBoosler @Allstate I just went to the bank to block ACH from them yesterday because I was afraid they might try this shit to me for a policy I cancelled.
Good luck 😡

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@noam_dworman Michael Shrieve on Soul Sacrifice in Woodstock (full version) is my favorite.
The solo fits the song and has way more feeling and not showy.

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@AngelaBelcamino @GooGwaba COVID mandates

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@MattWalshBlog Suicidal Jealousy.

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@SenSanders Enough already with the “Suicidal Jealousy”.

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@BLKMDL3

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“tripping balls" takes on a whole new meaning when you're over 60.

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@GuidoFrmPr @Brand0n mine too!

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I'm officially only catfish follow years old.

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@TheTeslaSignal @mrfundman They’re both rocket ships.M3P

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I got bumped doing standup at my high school reunion Saturday by Darryl Strawberry!

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@CurtisSliwa Tomorrow night!

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@curtissliwa

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@EliAfriatISR Groucho

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@klara_sjo punked rock

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@MattWalshBlog @nosoup4knowles You should have a goatee.