Little Brother

yeah man

[Little Brother @mortomode]

crunch wrap supreme implies the existence of a crunch wrap subordinate

[Little Brother @mortomode]

that kiki’s delivery service video caused me to have a super vivid dream where cameron winter was my roommate and we had a crazy willtheywontthey style sexually tense dynamic

[Little Brother @mortomode]

if you’re a public bathroom squatter and you piss all over the seat and don’t clean up after yourself you should be put to death by firing squad

[Little Brother @mortomode]

@bellaciao3333 this a poem right here

[Little Brother @mortomode]

@Hobsbawmunism first time i kissed an ex lover was after we watched the 1987 movie of this story…… relationship was incredibly brief but ended up being one of the worst heartbreaks i’ve ever experienced in my life to this day lmfao

[dawn @rundry]

I was today years old when I realized that Pavement actually isn't very good at all. It all just kind of sucks. Music sucks. Let's all just die

[Little Brother @mortomode]

if i’m so goated why is it so hard for me to pull

[Little Brother @mortomode]

unfortunately at this point i think i’m gonna have to rewatch The Dirties again

[Little Brother @mortomode]

noticing a pretty new phenomenon of nyc transplants saying “east village” and “west village” with no The at the start. it implies a (super gross imo, deeply unearned) familiarity/ownership that i find disrespectful as hell. almost everyone doing this moved here This Year.

[Little Brother @mortomode]

have Alex G and Liz Phair met? if not they should, and i should be informed about it soonly after

[Clavicular @clavicular]

I cant fucking do this clubbing anymore, cant stand it. Im done.

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Everyone in My Life Has Accepted Me more Wholeheartedly than i Ever Will Accept Myself and i Am in Awe Because if I Ever Met a Guy Like me i Would Gouge his Eyes Out. I Think this But i Know that Deep Down me and Him Would Drink a Lot and Suck Each Other Off

[Little Brother @mortomode]

i’m sooooo embarrassing these days

[Little Brother @mortomode]

what if the secret actress in the nathan fielder doc playing elizabeth holmes was Sydney Sweeney

[Seán Ono Lennon @seanonolennon]

My parents raised me on soy milk in the 70s. They thought it was super healthy. I think that’s why I look like a Mexican woman. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I make it work.

[cheesecake @kiwizyuno]

i was so hungry i typed in “famish” in the app store to download doordash

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

when i’m in NY i find myself at parties where all the men seem to be speaking as if they’re doing a bit and the bit never stops. “we’re all in on the joke,” an advanced form of peacocking & status sorting where the ultimate alpha is the man who knows the most, the most cavalierly

[chinapoet @ideafucker]

they forced rowley to eat the moldy cheese that’s why i keep a blade on me

[john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC]

I am not joking about this: the City Council should figure out a way to make Wonder illegal.

[steven knicks @knees_calhoun]

spending the afternoon in Gowanus brooklyn makes u feel like Barack Obama is still president

[skooks @skooookum]

Listening to two 23 year old women at the Bedford L station talk about going to Alcoholics Anonymous. Personally I would’ve let it rock until at least 27