caro

yeah man

[caro @mortomode]

crunch wrap supreme implies the existence of a crunch wrap subordinate

[caro @mortomode]

@Be_like_legend green

[Thin Arms Race @thinarms_race]

liberals loveee immigration until it’s bitches immigrating from jersey to nyc

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

[yelling into your ear at a loud bar] I said, “I wish harm upon you bro!”

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

I hate meeting people who were raised by cool parents. ohhh you grew up listening to your dad’s record collection. fuck you. I had to invent Lou Reed from first principles

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Fran Lebowitz on the billionaires: “Every time someone suggests [a wealth tax] they say I’m moving. Go! They add nothing to New York. In the 19th century, those robber barons, they employed people. All this money magic employs no one. Goodbye, go. We don’t need you”

[fecko stinko @ladwife]

every time i listen to maneater by timbaland and nelly furtado, i think about how they got so scared by the beat in the studio that they didn’t work on it for months because they thought they were summoning the devil

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[caro @mortomode]

@lexlisbon bikini thicker fabric fucks w the smooth silhouette

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

day 38 of feeding Clairo peanut butter til she can sing like louis armstrong

[puto reacts @putoreacts]

gays españoles alabando a la virgen maria

[miri @eggoslug]

If you don’t lock in this week they’re gonna fucking get you

[caro @mortomode]

hyenas are sagittarius coded

[caro @mortomode]

denmark is the rhode island of europe

[charlie @chunkbardey]

time to choose a halloween costume! first things first: what is my relationship to my gender sexuality and body

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

they should make one of these terrible shows about the complicated lives of sexy young people in the big city except one of the main characters is a 60 year old man who works at a slaughterhouse and has a glass eye and is constantly scraping knives against metal

[caro @mortomode]

@jun3buggy jesus fucking christ

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

he really does exist beyond the gender binary in my mind.

[caro @mortomode]

hard to tell who’s grabbing who by the balls these days. me or life. i think we’re grabbing each other

[caro @mortomode]

@mar80549 🇵🇸