mossasarus

dog mom | desert cryptid | occasionally funny | hockey and f1 | #carolinaculture

[mossasarus @moss_being]

@sidmeowsby No Jarvy siddaughter 😭

[mossasarus @moss_being]

12hr roadtrip to Texas today, wish me luck 💔

[mossasarus @moss_being]

@6ErikJohnson @emanningwrites @megangley As someone with celiac, real af. Thank you for standing up for the gluten free community Nathan!

[Jason Wolf🐺🌵 @JasonWolf]

Matthew Mayich was on life support for 41 days & his teammates had to hire a lawyer to contradict the school’s preliminary findings before ASU put its head hockey coach on paid leave.

[₁₃ SEABASS SZN ³³ .ᐟ .ᐟ 🎣 @yuleful]

Dawn of the final day

[mossasarus @moss_being]

bold take from Mr. No Handshakes

[Andy Slater @AndySlater]

Does Paul Maurice want the Florida Panthers to watch the Hurricanes raise their Stanley Cup banner?

His answer 👇🏼

[mossasarus @moss_being]

@lvrprongs @86TERAVAINEN Actually how I decided if I will cover my coworker’s shifts and take vacations

[mossasarus @moss_being]

@satosgs Twin peaks women I guess

[mossasarus @moss_being]

@_notbelovd I was like “it’s not that bad, you only need a few players swapped out, but I think you can make it work” and then I got to the last pic

[beep @bopuut]

It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.

[gabby ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @vegasvix_]

this is how I’m gonna need the first 2 weeks of the nhl broadcasts to look bc I can’t remember who or what got traded

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣

[mossasarus @moss_being]

Outside forces (Brandon Tanev) are trying to disrupt my AHL team bro 😭

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Brandon Tanev has been put on waivers for AHL assignment by the Mammoth

The 34 year old had 0G-3A-3P in 56GP and has 2 years left at $2.5M

[mossasarus @moss_being]

@larsanthem get him ooofffffff my ahl team 😭

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

We have a side quest for Jarvy on Long Island

[mossasarus @moss_being]

@sweetannieod Maybe they should count, if they slay

[🏆 lee 𓆏 @goaliekisser]

got a little upset they keep leaving my boy out to dry. remembered its kk and a bunch of kids. my bad guys youre doing fantastic

[mossasarus @moss_being]

@painacotta Me and welcome to Night Vale

[liss @lordofthepepsi]

BRADY TKACHUK CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅

[jas @333fairy]

“you only like hockey because the players are hot” Wrong i think of them as my idiot bastard sons