spooky•suzy

true crime enthusiast - sarcastic & caffeinated - all my jokes are either self deprecating or about bob's burgers so get used to it
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[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

😓 https://t.co/gZEjBF2cbj

[rico @somethinglovely]

made everyone i ghosted out of nowhere a cake.

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

1/5, not bad

[rico @somethinglovely]

no one has all 5:

- self love

- normal past

- healthy eating habits

- solid relationship with parents

- a job

[rico @somethinglovely]

person: i-

me: *holding back tears* dude i told you for the last time, im fine, nothing is wrong, im good, im good

person: .. i was gonna ask if u wanted something from the store...

me: oh, no thanks, haha sorry

[adventure zone ebook @TheZonecastBot]

NICE LEGS, DAISY DUKES, MAKES A MAN GO abracafuckyou

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

me: eats a Klondike and leftover popcorn for breakfast and immediately goes back to bed
me: is this depression?

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

in case you were wondering........ I'm talking about Dr. Phil

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

why do tv shows never show part 2 right after part 1? I hate cable... scraping the internet now to see if I can find the conclusion

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

how does the world even deserve the McElroy brothers 😭

[dr. nicole forsgren @nicolefv]

If you’re a dude & you can’t handle yourself with a woman in a 1:1 (meeting, mentoring, lunch): Remove yourself from any leadership position. You can’t handle it. And no, idgaf what your wife says. She can take the pay cut.

STOP LIMITING WOMEN’S GROWTH BY REFUSING TO MEET W/ US.

[adventure zone ebook @TheZonecastBot]

ive said it before and i'll say it again

i cast zone of truth

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

starting class tomorrow night... looked at the textbook and thought "what the fuck am I getting myself into?"

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

man I love me some taako but these past few episodes have me feeling some kinda way about Magnus 😭

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

thank you @griffinmcelroy for creating such a masterpiece #thezonecast

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

even though I have never played dnd in my life I am bingeing the adventure zone and honestly think it's one of the best pieces of storytelling that has ever existed

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

it makes me laugh, cry, shout out loud (usually something like NOOOOWAYYYYY!), and I have fallen in love with each and every character, flaws and all

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

I went on a ghost tour this week and basically fell in love with the tour guide.... HELP

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

WAT

[Ghost Adventures @GhostAdventures]

This year, the #GhostAdventures’ four-part miniseries will focus on America’s most notorious serial killers. #GAComicCon #SDCC

[Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ @Zak_Bagans]

SPECIAL HALLOWEEN ANNOUNCEMENT!

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

@elaedrian @LPontheleft YESSSSSSSS 😍

[spooky•suzy @mostly_void_etc]

guess whose crazy ass just applied for grad school