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dad-bod first, unc dick, jesus unfollower, white boy caught a vibe, quad-sexual, cargo jorts, twitter rulez azz

[𓂸 @mostrad]

"Who was that tweet about?"

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[𓂸 @mostrad]

What an absolute BADDIE

[SCOOCH.NYC @david_sivella]

Is this the way the NYC First Lady should dress to represent NYC?

Trashy people.

Classless, @NYCMayor .

[Ivy 🩵 @Ivorygh0st]

New tummy tattoo idea

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

There is a 24 hour live camera on the reflecting pool but somehow MAGAs think some invisible Democrat went there and sabotaged the shitty paint job. 😂

[🦝trash panda🏳️‍⚧️ @TrashPandaGirll]

Right wingers are so stupid they don't even understand how stupid they are

[Aliza shah @Alizahuyarr]

I wish people feared their sons being pedophiles, rapist or being abusive as much as they fear them being gay.

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

Really weird seeing people mad about a day off. Racism is a helluva drug.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Use AI or get left behind.”

I don’t think you understand how desperately I yearn to be left behind. Go on without me. Leave me alone with my critical thinking skills.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I don't know why this is such an unpopular take, but I absolute blame voters in the United States for every awful thing happening. If you can't be bothered to educate yourself and give a shit about your community enough to get off your ass and vote, this is on you.

[rubykittenlover @rubykittenlover]

yeah when we are talking about our favorite dinosaur not human rights

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Sending in the main expert because no one else can figure out what the issue is.

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

very typical that the woke, liberal media won’t give our president credit for filling the reflecting pool with delicious, refreshing Mountain Dew

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

the flo app will speak to you like a conservative pervert

[saga 🦇 @alIthemadmen]

thank god i’m bisexual

[Feran🥷🏾 @feranisapsycho]

First time i smoked weed i knew that shit was for me.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Men yearn for praise