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anti-vegan. Mid/fade.

[G @moth_hunter195]

It is April 1, 2023. The New York Mets are 2-1. We WILL WIN the World Series this year. Save this tweet

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“Egypt is up 2-0. They’re really about to upset Argentina!”

Lionel Messi:

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

My mom after getting rid of her minivan in 2005

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

-

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[craftmeister🚱 @0hnepixel]

Tell him karrigan still doing it

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Ain’t none of ‘em could beat our species in an Oklahoma drill

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Mother of God.

Diego Pavia is an alien.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Martin Luther, 1517:

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

[Mets Sopranos @MetsSopranos]

Appropriate excitement level for New York Mets baseball

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Bills every year in the draft

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

The last time the Mets won a baseball game Iran had a navy.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[BigBobsCards @BigBobsCards]

“Back in my day players hit for better average.”

Back in your day they’d have put Paul Skenes on trial for being a witch if they saw this.