Mo Vee

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

The death of Brigitte Bardot necessitated the update of this marvelous chart. Only three people mentioned in Billy Joel's banger "We Didn't Start The Fire" are still alive. Source: https://t.co/RQytWpRj03

[Mo Vee @movanders]

@OC Discombobulated

I say this quite often..

[Mo Vee @movanders]

@DavidPr47064029 @ActivePatriotUK Yes - 2 people. Daughter-in-law’s Dad won £3.8m on lottery lucky dip, and neighbour won £1m on the ‘millionaire maker’.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Shadow. He forgot to put on his parking brakes. 12/10 we’ve all been there

[Sara @SeeRedWoman1]

I have completed a tub of Sudocrem. It lasted 16 years.

[Mo Vee @movanders]

@TheKairos1 Absolutely brilliant! And quality to meet you outside. You guys are going to be huge in the not to distant future. 👌🏻

[Mo Vee @movanders]

@GWRHelp Hello - my son left his coat on the train today. He got off at Blackwater - train heading to Reading. He’s submitted a lost property form. Can anyone confirm if the coat has been picked up please?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2024

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Rashad Sweeting could’ve played it sensible but he went for the 180 instead🎯

So, as thanks for being a legend and triggering another £1,000 donation from us to @prostateuk, we’re making the one-off pledge to pay his travel costs to and from the Bahamas.

Fair play Rashad.

[Mo Vee @movanders]

@KateBMwriting Have you tried Sileo gel? Vets can prescribe it. Really works well for our boy.

[Mo Vee @movanders]

@NicNic711 Sileo gel from the vet was the answer for our terrified boy. Have to go easy with it as he was really quite stoned for a while but it stopped the pacing and the shaking. For context, we have 2 dogs and the other one isn’t at all bothered by fireworks.

[Nottingham Forest @NFFC]

As part of Down Syndrome Awareness Month, we invited Warriors United to The City Ground to ask Nuno questions in a memorable press conference. ❤️

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

"Mad World" performed by Curt Smith of Tears for Fears with his daughter, Diva.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

The people have spoken - if the 20th Anniversary Edition of Back to Bedlam is Number 1 next Friday, my new name will legally be...

[Mo Vee @movanders]

@russell_kane @oasis I went to Reading Festival last weekend… Amazing time slightly marred by the young lad in an Ikea bucket hat asking if me if I ‘felt a bit out of place’ as I was standing there waiting for the Prodigy to come on. I’m 50.. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Aaron Smith @aaronsmith]

You probably know the start of this Olympic story, but do you know how it finished?

This photo is of Eric Moussambani, aka 'Eric the Eel' from Equatorial Guinea, competing in the 100m Freestyle event at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, alone.

Why?

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[Mo Vee @movanders]

@thisstuartlaws I saw something that said USB stands for ‘Upside down bastard’ and due to that I now accept that it’s the job of the usb to be tricky and I don’t try to fight it!

[attorneydad @attorneydad]

New outlook signature just dropped

[Mo Vee @movanders]

@drvolts I went to buy a car I wanted. I was a cash buyer and didn’t want any warranty extras etc... Long story short, it was clear they really didn’t want my business and that buying the car on finance would be preferred. I walked out without the car, and with no regrets. Vultures!

[A.A.Milne @A_AMilne]

They sat down to breakfast. Tigger took a large mouthful of honey… and he made exploring noises, and considering noises, and what-have-we-got-HERE noises… and then he said:
“Tiggers don’t like honey.”
“Oh!” said Pooh, and tried to make it sound Sad and Regretful. ~A.A.Milne