Hannah Dolan(Morris)

Professional dogs-body. 100% human lady.

[Hannah Dolan(Morris) @mozannah]

@AmeliaTyler I've just sent you a sword based WhatsApp x

[Dave Coulson @DaveyCouls1]

In honour of the Gladiators final, here’s my son doing all the moves during the opening titles.

For me, the plaster on his head, his sudden decision to get a unicorn to help him and his impression of Viper really add to it.
#GladiatorsFinal

[Hannah Dolan(Morris) @mozannah]

@XSMalarkey 14 for me bay-beeee

[Hannah Dolan(Morris) @mozannah]

@_panicpanic They really suit you! Dudders is in the new "wobbly stairs" boat as you!

[Toby Hadoke @TobyHadoke]

A sell out show to start the @xsmalarkey year at @53two - @Robbotron @jonny_pelham @simonlomas @MiaJaneLewis and @Tasha_Cluskey93 (not pictured alas) all made for a ridiculously good line-up: each one a belter :) Do come and support us this year if you can. We put on good shows!

[53two @53two]

Let it be known: if you venture to @xsmalarkey with the intent of heckling & making the comedians life a misery, legend @TobyHadoke & team will return the favour & make sure that the biggest laughs are about you.

Keep your mouth shut, enjoy & respect the artists working! 💙💜

[DALIA MALEK ☥ @DALIA]

I'm bringing @Interruptionsss at the end of the Fringe for a limited run (with tickets, you have to pay when the show is good), I've allocated zero tickets for industry, I'm not emailing press or agents, & I'm not hiring flyerers.
https://t.co/cZrVSaXcDO

[Sarah H @GooseCG]

I need a boyfriend so they can come round and help me put the cover back on my weighted blanket and then leave again.

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Unionion the union onion, mascot for the Japanese Trade Union Confederation, cheers up those having trouble at work.

[Matt @winnersmedia]

One of fave Bob Mortimer clips with Richard Ayoade. Gets me every time!

[Rob Auton @RobertAuton]

I still think about this tweet.

[Karen Gillan @karengillan]

In honour of Guardians of the Galaxy in theaters Friday, here’s a screenshot of the time I forgot I had scheduled a COUPLES THERAPY session on a day we were shooting. #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Don't hit on people who are paid to be nice to you.

[Jonathan Hargreaves @HargreavesJon]

Hi @AvantiWestCoast just sat on one of your premium early morning trains that is almost empty. Staff tell me this is normal for a Monday. How about reducing your crazy fares & letting more people use #publictransport if you know you've priced yourselves out of the market?

[Hannah Dolan(Morris) @mozannah]

@BraddockBessie @LGBAllies_Cymru I'm surprised you believe people can be gay. Unless you're gay, and you only understand things that you have experience with.

[Hannah Dolan(Morris) @mozannah]

@BraddockBessie @LGBAllies_Cymru How is it confusing? It's someone that uses the pronoun "they" that is attracted to women... How does that not make sense?

[Sam Sanders @DreamSong77]

Nothing is real. Work isn't real. There's no sense of accomplishment in doing anything. Compensation is insufficient. Every industry is being sucked dry by private equity. Without a sense of security, humans can't make plans and without plans, people can't experience hope.

[DALIA MALEK ☥ @DALIA]

I don’t understand people who ask for good vibes when they’re having a tough time, i’m having a hard week & i want someone to drop a refrigerator on my head, just toss a whole piano at me then run a bus back & forth over the pile like a NORMAL PERSON

[Hannah Dolan(Morris) @mozannah]

This evening my two year old daughter was sat on the loo, leaned back and an arch of piss soaked her pyjama bottoms and the toilet mat.... impressive. Made me jump a bit

[Hannah Dolan(Morris) @mozannah]

"no mopping until you've finished your biscuit"
Added to the list of what I never thought I'd say to my child