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I don't like this appWebsite bcos of ë1øN📵

[M@ @mpad__]

I write stuff at https://t.co/TVhDB3dqur ; here’s me talking about me and all that goes into my ugly little site that’s in desperate need of a web designer 🤕

https://t.co/PPhNbIiBHY

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

Not Like Us
https://t.co/QT59YqdUQ6

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i’m dirt motherfucker i can’t be crushed

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Meek Mill: Grindin’ hard ‘til my knees shake. Bottle boys all in my room and they need that cream cake. Popped a molly, now my jeans ache. Came from nothing, all we ever knew was dream chase.

Rick Ross (Through tears): Lobster crab look so exquisite in the evening light

[Thia is with … 😏✌️💋🔥 @ThiaBallerina]

The CEO of Kellogg's, Gary Pilnick, was asked what families struggling to buy food should do, and his response was, "They should eat cereal for dinner."

These out-of-touch scumbags probably haven't been inside a supermarket in decades. Boycott the fk out of Kellogg’s.

[NICKSY @_Nicksy]

We’ve given you so many chances.

[M@ @mpad__]

i'm not homeless let me just clarify tht i'm doing fine 😃👌

[M@ @mpad__]

for the record I'm righttt on the cusp of homelessness and i luv the crooks those guys make a lotta sense sometimes,, also it is very cold out here yall seen that rain

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Kenny: I love women. I just think they shouldn’t be shooting from our lines.

Barkley: I’ll tell you what I wanna shoot. Homeless people.

Ernie: Let’s just get to our post-game interview.

Shaq (trying to speak Serbian to Jokic): Ni Hao

[M@ @mpad__]

that man just wanna wobble thru the streets of Indy leave him alone 💀🤝

[Alex 👋 @Dubs408]

Charles Barkley hates San Francisco https://t.co/iBxEZTj0mI

[Alex 👋 @Dubs408]

Charles Barkley hates San Francisco https://t.co/iBxEZTj0mI

[M@ @mpad__]

Sometimes I remember I have this app and open it up thinking it’ll be fun and then I’m blasted with 1 zillion reminders that it’s run by tech bro morons that wanna censor as much content as they can on “their” website, I miss when Twitter was fun

[wint @dril]

money is the easiest shit you can possibly get

[M@ @mpad__]

I made a pledge to be more Mexican this year but I must’ve missed the meeting where we decided yesterday was Mother’s Day ??

[M@ @mpad__]

Some girl told me that I was “a man who is so so baby girl” one time and never expanded on it and this is why no one should be allowed to perceive me

[wint @dril]

many in charge are trying to make twitter into a Bastard's website

[M@ @mpad__]

Waving someone through an intersection and getting that little hand wave thank you feels better than giving to charity

[richard @richard_normal]

me (no beers): i will never read from the human skin bound book of the dead. i will not chant it’s dark messages.

me (four beers, smiling): hell, lemme see that book of the dead, brother. what’s one rune reading among friends?

[M@ @mpad__]

The laughing emoji has disappeared from my recently used for the first time in Matt history, further proving that ain’t shit funny