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Ask me about any Britney trivia

[Big Dumb @mpatfol]

Me after I get my counseling degree:
"Aww that sucks I'm sorry :("

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

just discovered most people are not tired all the time and can achieve multiple things in one day… hmmm upsettting

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

how it feels to have a crush when you’re pushing 30

[Big Dumb @mpatfol]

Went off and may have wrote like a four page word document about how much my brother fucked me over my entire life
Should I send it to him, void?

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

love island is soulless lowbrow slop that spits in the face of high art reality television connoisseurs like myself, concerned with works like real housewives of orange county or dance moms

[DimtheSimVGC @DimtheSimVGC]

If I win the lotto, I won't tell anyone but there will be signs...

[wuf @bong_rot]

Simple ways to show support for the LGBTQ community this pride month:

• walk faster

[meghan @banhmigoddess]

my goal for June is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

[໊ @sonohoor]

no revenge just hope you meet someone exactly like you

[blob ross 🌱 @probably_ayla]

wait a second.... if IM crashing out.. and YOURE crashing out..... who's locking in?!?!?!?

[Big Dumb @mpatfol]

Screaming into the void rn but like what the fuck is my life lmaooooo

[kawaii 🪼 @magicmoxo]

Nothing erodes attraction faster than feeling like you have to teach another adult how to behave like a thoughtful, respectful, self-aware, and emotionally mature person.

[Big Dumb @mpatfol]

There are certainly some straight men that I wish would die right in front of me immediately right now

[Big Dumb @mpatfol]

Dorinda medley send tweet

[rodrigo @thxloxvre]

every once in a while i randomly remember he’s producing lorde’s upcoming album and suddenly i dont want to k myself anymore